我對天發誓 我啥都沒碰！ I swear to God, I didn't touch shit!
所以大門 自己就打開了 像魔法一樣嗎？ So the gate just opened up all on its own, like magic?
一定是出了什麼故障 It must've been some kind of malfunction.
讓我捋捋清楚 Let me get this straight.
那輛卡車出現的那一刻 大門剛好出了故障？ There was a malfunction at the exact moment that truck showed up?
你真以為我會相信這種話嗎？ You expect me to believe that, soldier?
我發誓 我不知道發生了什麼 I swear. I don't know what happened.
如果的確是出了故障呢？ What if it was a malfunction?
只不過不是由我們造成的故障 Only one not caused by us.
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好了 小白鼠們 咱們抓緊時間吧 All right, lab rats, let's scurry up.
一整個維度即將砸到我們頭上了 An entire dimension's about to come crashing down on our heads.
嘿 Hey.
一切都好吧？ Is everything okay?
聽著 我知道這計劃很瘋狂 有無數件事需要按計劃實現 Listen, I know this plan is totally mad, and a million things have to go right,
而無數件事可能、也八成會出問題 and a million things could and probably will go wrong.
但我們可以做到 我知道的 But we can do this. I know it.
最後一戰 然後整個噩夢都會結束 One last fight, and this whole nightmare, it'll be over.
終於要結束了 It'll finally be over.
喲 你們好啊 Well, hello there.
軍管區 我是狼群 能聽到嗎… MAC, this is Wolfpack. Do you copy
你這是要幹什麼？ 告知博士 What do you think you're doing? Alerting the Doc.
那個賤人有上帝情結 That bitch has a God complex.
她只會拖累我們 All she'll do is slow us down.
不 No.
我們靠自己把這怪胎抓回來 We're bagging this freak ourselves.
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你覺得他們沒事吧？ 卡車的車速比悍馬要快 Do you think they're all right? The truck is faster than a Humvee.
我們保守一點 就說它的時速快八公里吧 Let's be conservative, say five miles faster.
他們比對方早6分20秒出發 They had a six minute, 20 second head start,
換算成距離的話 就是額外領先了800米 giving them an additional lead of about half a mile.
所以他們目前沒事 So they're fine for now,
但真正狗屎的部分還沒開始 but the real shit hasn't started yet.
艾瑞卡 別說髒話 拜託 Erica, language, please.
這可不是《科學導論》課 這個情況需要我們說髒話 This isn't Intro to Science. This situation demands cussing.
所以你感覺如何？ 什麼感覺如何？ So, how's it feel? What?
幫助拯救世界之類的 Helping to save the world and all that.
感覺挺爽的 It feels pretty swell.
該死的爽極了 Pretty goddamn swell.
衝！ Go! Go! Go!
破門！行動！ Breach! Move, move, move!
WSQK噪點 94.5 調頻
WSQK噪點 50000瓦
嘿 羅賓 對 Hey, Robin, yeah.
能不能拜託你告訴我 剛剛是你們造成的 Can you please tell me that that was you guys
不是更多的變種魔狗要來了？ and not more of those, like, mutant Cujos?
是我們 先別急著緊張 薇琪 晚點再開始緊張吧 It's us, and it's too early to be stressed, Vic. Save it for later.
對 不會的 收到 好 這就壓抑情緒 Yeah, no, copy that, yeah. No. Bottling… Bottling emotions.
沒有移動中的邪惡行星的跡象 No sign of an evil moving planet.
那是好事 Well, that's good.
我們會需要一些時間 'Cause this is gonna take some time.
好了 我們分頭行動吧 All right, we should split up.
兩個梯子都用上 Use both ladders.
別著急 穩住了慢慢來 Don't rush. Pace yourselves.
沿途有一些平台 可以用來休整 There are platforms along the way, so use them to rest.
好了 All right.
咱們開干吧 Let's do this.
你沒事吧？ You okay?
不要害怕 Don't be frightened.
這些都是朋友 These are all friends.
他們只是來圍觀的 They're just here to watch.
別把注意力放在他們身上 Don't focus on them.
是的 爸爸 Yes, Papa.
要有光 And let there be light.
好 幹得漂亮 白頭鷹 All right, nice work, Bald Eagle.
現在上屋頂吧 Now get up to the roof.
小心處理C4炸藥 Careful with that C4.
我可不想要和顛倒世界一起被炸飛 I don't wanna blow the Upside Down with us in it.
我本來打算粗心大意的 Oh, I was planning on carelessness.
但你說得對 吉姆 謹慎行事是明智的做法 But you're right, Jim. Caution here would be wise.
好了 All right.
記住了 Now remember,
慢敲兩下表示… two slow knocks means…
無底深淵已經開始移動了 沒錯 The Abyss started to move. That's right.
你和你姐姐準備就位 但要等待 先不要出手 And you and your sister get in position, but you wait. You do not attack.
等我一得到確認 行星已經離鐵塔足夠近了 The second I get confirmation that planet's close enough to the tower,
我就會快速敲三下 then I'm gonna give you three fast knocks.
然後我們就出擊 我們殺了亨利 Then we strike. We kill Henry.
然後我們祈禱達斯汀是對的 那顆行星會停止移動 And we, uh, pray to God Dustin's right, and that planet stops moving.
怎麼可能出問題 對吧？ What could possibly go wrong, right?
如果真的出了什麼問題 If something does go wrong,
我需要你答應我 你不會把我拉出來 I need you to promise me you won't pull me out.
直到我確認他真的死了 Not until I'm sure he's dead.
好 行吧 Okay, well,
那我也需要你答應我一件事 then I'm gonna need a promise from you too.
如果出現奇跡 計劃真的成功了 我們一定要逃走 If by some miracle this plan works, we're getting the hell out of here.
凱博士和她的計劃留到以後再去應對 Doc Kay and her plans, that's a problem for another day.
成交？ Deal?
讓我們結束這一切吧 孩子 Let's end this, kid.
你想來點嗎？ 好 You want some? Yeah.
嘿 Hey, um…
你之前在噪點說的那些話… What you said earlier at the Squawk…
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
不是為你說的內容感到抱歉 這話說出口的時候就沒說對 I mean, not sorry about what you said. That came out wrong.
不是說你出櫃的方式不對 老天爺啊 Or not came out wrong. Jesus Christ.
沒關係的 It's okay.
不 有關係 No, it's… it's not.
我之前就應該 在你身邊支持你的 但我沒有 I should have been there for you, and I wasn't.
我想我之前 過於沉浸在自己的世界裏 沒看出來 And I guess I was just so selfabsorbed that I couldn't see it.
我只是…我覺得自己像個白癡 我… I just… I feel like an idiot, and I…
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
你不必感到抱歉 你也不是白癡 你真的不是 You don't have to be sorry. And you are not an idiot. You're not.
只是… It's just…
這麼長時間以來 我自己都不理解 I didn't even understand it myself for the longest time.
我只是…我覺得這件事 需要以這種方式發生 I just… I think it needed to happen the way it happened.
我需要找到自己的路 I needed to find my own way.
但重要的是 你還在這裏 But what matters is that you're still here,
你依然覺得我們可以做朋友 and you still think we can be friends.
朋友？不用了 謝謝 Friends? No, thanks.
最好的朋友 Best friends.
好了 來吧 All right, come on.
我們還得趕去追行星呢 We've got a planet to catch.
他們怎麼這麼久了還沒到？ What the hell is taking them so long?
我不知道 也許是因為 那座鐵塔有150多米高吧 I don't know. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that it's a 500foot tower.
如果出了問題 他們會聯繫我們的 If something's wrong, they'll contact us.
對 不是的 對 除非他們已經死了 Yeah, no, yeah. I mean, unless they're already dead.
好吧 壓力大讓我想吃東西 所以我… Okay, uh, stress gives me the munchies, so I, um…
你想要些什麼嗎？ Do you want anything?
不用了 No.
好 Okay.
事實上 能不能給我… Actually, can I get a
薇琪？ Vickie?
薇琪！ Vickie!
我了個去 Holy shit.
我發誓 一碗麥片最能撫平… Mm. I swear to God, nothing cures anxiety quite like a bowl
WSQK噪點
WSQK噪點 50000瓦
很迷幻 對吧？ Trippy, isn't it?
你好 Hi.
謝了 朋友 Thanks, man.
好吧 Okay.
真是太壯觀了 It's pretty damn spectacular.
我們得把它炸掉都有點可惜了 It's almost too bad we have to blow it all up.
我的老天奶啊 Mother of God.
吉姆 能聽到嗎？ Jim, do you, uh, copy?
是的 對 聽到了 Yeah, yeah, copy.
我有好消息 也有壞消息 Well, I got some good news, bad news.
好消息是我們的理論是正確的 Uh, good news is our theory was correct.
一顆巨大的行星 正在衝著我們降落下來 A giant planet is descending upon our heads.
壞消息是我們的理論是正確的 The bad news is our theory was correct.
一顆巨大的行星 正在衝著我們降落下來 A giant planet is descending upon our heads.
我們還有多少時間？ 沒多少時間了 How long do we have? Not long.
女超人最好已經快接近了 Supergirl better be close in there.
加油 艾爾 Come on, El.
所以這就是現在 正在無底深淵裏的維克那？ So this is Vecna, right now in the Abyss?
你不必低聲細語的 但沒錯 You don't have to whisper, but yes.
好吧 那我們為什麼 不乾脆就在這裏殺了他？ Okay, so why don't we just kill him right here?
他看起來可是相當的脆弱 I mean, he seems pretty damn vulnerable.
我們在這裏傷害不了他 We can't hurt him here.
我們必須進入他的大腦 We have to enter his mind.
這裏不是他的大腦？ 不是 Isn't this his mind? No.
是我的 什麼？ It's my mind. What?
稍等 Hold on.
你沒事吧？ Are you okay?
好極了 Oh, great.
我真的很懷念這一切 I've really missed this.
霍珀 Hop.
無底深淵在移動了 The Abyss is moving.
我們離亨利家有多近？ 不近 How close are we to Henry's house? Not close.
有多不近？ 我不確定 How not close? I'm not sure.
你不是說你對他的大腦瞭如指掌嗎？ You said you know his mind backwards and forwards.
是的 沒錯 但這裏面有海量的記憶 Yeah, I do, but there are a shit ton of memories in here.
我們就像《綠野僊蹤》裏的多蘿西 但沒有通向目的地的黃磚路 We're like Dorothy in Oz, except there's no Yellow Brick Road.
一切都是相連的 但有遠路也有近路 Everything connects, but there are long ways and short ways.
那我們需要抄近路 是啊 廢話 Well, we need a short way. Yeah, no shit.
好了 你們能不能 先別說話 讓我努力思考一下？ Now can you just stop talking while I try and think?
喬伊斯！這就是你那個愚蠢的劇？ 你最好是去 哈林頓！ Joyce, this that stupid play of yours? Better see you there, Harrington.
週五晚上？想得美 Yeah, on a Friday night? You wish.
來吧 我有個主意 Come on, I have an idea.
那是喬伊斯嗎？ 是的 Is that Joyce? Yep.
在那扇門後面 霍珀在偷偷抽大麻 And through that door, Hop's sneaking a joint.
而在那邊 惠勒先生 正在對惠勒夫人動手動腳 And that way, Mr. Wheeler is feeling up Mrs. Wheeler.
真希望我們有時間觀光 但我們得趕去看戲 I wish we had time to sightsee, but we've got a play to catch.
三、二、一 上！ Three, two, one, go!
對 我們要從後面開始排查 Yeah, we're gonna sweep around the back.
西邊的房間沒問題 West room's clear.
南邊！ South side!
我們到了 沒有… We are at location. Negative on…
不 不對 各位 沒對上 什麼叫沒對上？ No, no, no, guys. It's not lining up. What do you mean?
你看 鐵塔的塔尖和裂縫沒對上 Look. The tower needle, it's not lining up with the rift.
該死 Shit.
如果無底深淵撞上塔尖… 鐵塔會被撞倒 If the Abyss hits the needle… This tower's going down.
好極了 真是好極了 That's great. That's just great.
嘿 警長 我們需要艾爾攔截這個星球 Hey, Chief, we're gonna need El to stop this planet.
麻煩要快一點行動 多快？ On the sooner side, please. How soon?
30秒？ Thirty seconds?
我們在做什麼？ What are we doing?
等待 等待什麼？ Waiting. For what?
三下 我們需要出擊了 Three. We need to strike.
警長 快回話 你那邊什麼情況？ Chief, talk to me. What's going on in there?
我不知道 我沒法跟她說話 我已經給了她信號 I don't know. I can't talk to her. I gave her the signal.
這裏什麼都沒發生 Well, nothing's happening over here,
我們馬上就要被一顆移動的行星壓扁 你再給她一次信號！ and we're about to be squashed by a moving planet. So give it again!
我們必須得走了 這是唯一的辦法 相信我就行 We have to go. This is the only way. Just trust me.
該死！ Shit!
小心！ Look out! Look out! Look out!
就現在！ Now!
史蒂夫！ Steve!
抓緊了！我抓住你了 抓緊！ Just hold on! I got you. Just hold on!
我們還活著！ We're alive! We're alive!
該死 我還以為你死定了 Shit, I thought you were toast.
無底深淵停住了 艾爾抓住他了！ 我再說一遍 艾爾抓住那混蛋了！ The Abyss stopped! El got him! I repeat, El got the bastard!
太好了！哇！太棒了！ Yes! Wow! Come on!
你回來了 你回來找我了 You came back. You came back for me.
我再也不會把你一個人丟下了 And I'm not leaving your side, ever again.
我會把所有人都救出去 Not until we're out of here. All of us.
是她！是怪物！ It's her! It's the monster!
快站起來！ 不 我不是怪物 Get up! No, I'm not the monster.
我可以證明這一點 And I can prove it.
安全！ All clear!
拿著這個 Hold this.
嘿！ 悠著點！ Hey! Easy!
準備好了？ 準備好了？ You ready? Ready?
對 Yeah.
好 悠著點 我來幫你 朋友 Okay, easy. Easy. I got you, man.
好了 豁出去了 All right, here goes nothing.
我的媽呀 Holy shit.
這意味著 我們正式成為太空旅行者了嗎？ Does this officially make us space travelers?
跨維度的太空旅行者 Interdimensional space travelers.
認輸吧 阿姆斯特朗 Suck it, Armstrong.
結束了 It's over.
他們在哪裏？ Where are they?
和麥克斯一起 With Max.
很安全 Safe.
他們在哪裏？ Where are they?
我已經告訴你了 I told you.
和麥克斯一起 With Max.
離這裏遠遠的 Far away from here.
你不敢相信 對吧？ You can't believe it, can you?
你不敢相信他們會看穿你的謊言 That they would ever see through your lies.
他為什麼看不到我們？ Why can't he see us?
因為啥先生 不是唯一一個會用魔法的人 Because Mr. Whatsit isn't the only one with magic powers.
這就是你擄走小孩的原因 That's why you take children.
因為你覺得他們心智軟弱 Because you think they have weak minds.
但他們比你想像的要聰明 But they're smarter than you think.
那麼你… And you?
你聰明嗎？ Are you smart?
你讓你自己被我抓住了 You let yourself get caught.
而在這裏… And in here…
我會找到所有我需要的答案 I will find all the answers I need.
我的媽呀 Holy shit.
是他 他才是黑暗之物 It's him. He's the Black Thing.
霍莉告訴你們的一切都是真的 他想要摧毀我們的世界 Everything Holly told you is true. He is trying to destroy our world.
但沒有你們 他是做不到的 But he can't do it, not without you.
我們需要逃跑 立刻逃跑 We have to escape. Right now.
變得更強大了 是吧？ Stronger, aren't we?
我也一樣 So am I.
霍莉！ Holly!
我可以跟著她進入他的大腦 I can follow her into his mind.
我們可以一起終結我們的哥哥 We can end our brother, together.
快跑！ Come on!
上！ Now!
你好 哥哥 Hello, brother.
不知道你們怎麼想 Don't know about you guys,
但我以為會看到更多的… but I was expecting more like…
致命的藤蔓？ 或者是怪物？ Deadly vines? Or monsters?
我假設集體意識 在這裏也有效 所以如果亨利死了 I assume the hive mind works here too. So if Henry died,
它所有可惡的小跟班也會死亡 「如果」？ so did all his nasty, little minions. "If"?
我們不知道他大腦裏在發生著什麼 We don't know what's going on in the mind.
我知道艾爾 打破了咒語 攔住了無底深淵 I know El broke the spell and stopped the Abyss,
但她可能還在和他戰鬥著 but she could still be fighting him.
嘿 她為此訓練了很久 Hey. She's been training for this.
而且她不是一個人 卡莉和麥克斯都和她在一起 And she's not alone. She's got Kali and Max.
亨利肯定已經死了 就算他還沒死 也一定會死 And I'm sure Henry's dead. And if he's not, he will be.
對 Yeah.
你在鼓舞士氣方面真有一手 Great job keeping the morale up.
嘿 夥計 Hey, man.
嘿 Hey.
我剛剛還以為我死定了 Thought I was a goner back there.
欠你一個人情 Owe you one.
對 Yeah.
聽著 就因為我不喜歡你 Look, just because I don't like you,
不代表我想要你死 doesn't mean I want you dead.
而且我有預感 來到這裏之後 我們會需要你 And I've got a feeling we're gonna need you up here.
順便說 我不怪你 I don't blame you, by the way.
不怪你不喜歡我 For not liking me.
有時候我真的表現得像個渾球 You know, I can be a real prick sometimes.
對 Yeah.
我的意思是 我也一樣 I mean, same.
聽著 史蒂夫 Look, Steve,
我搬去加州的時候 when I was away in California,
無法陪在南茜身邊時 你在這裏陪著她 you were there for Nancy when I couldn't be.
我本以為我們倆的關係出問題 是因為這個原因 And I thought that, you know, that was why things were off with us.
但事實是 But the truth is
我們倆的關係出問題與你無關 our problems had nothing to do with you.
我只是花了很長時間才想明白這一點 It just took me a long time to figure that out.
以及… And…
放手讓她走 to let her go.
要不是因為我們忙著吵架 If we hadn't been so busy fighting,
我本可以幫你節約一些時間的 因為… I probably could've saved you a little bit of time, because…
我已經知道有一段時間了 南茜和我永遠不可能在一起 I've known for a while now me and Nance were never really in the cards.
你知道的 她很獨立 她需要出去闖天下 而… You know, she's independent. She's gotta get out there, and…
我不知道 我想要… 六個小傢伙？ I don't know. I want… Six little nuggets?
她告訴你了？ She told you that?
你覺得如果我說四個是不是會好點？ You think it would've been better if I'd said four?
也許你就不該管他們叫「小傢伙」 Maybe just not calling them nuggets.
對 Right.
聽著 歸根結底 我… Listen, bottom line, end of the day, I…
我寧願和她做朋友 總比什麼關係也沒有強 I'd rather have her as a friend than nothing at all.
你知道的 她真的很… You know, she's… she's just really…
特別 對 Special. Yeah.
看來至少在一件事上我們意見相同 I guess we can agree on one thing.
對 我想是吧 Yeah, I guess so.
不過我還是不喜歡你 要不是這樣 我還不樂意呢 I still don't like you, though. I wouldn't want it any other way.
嘿 小情侶！你們得來看看這個 Hey, lovebirds! You're gonna wanna check this out.
老天爺啊 Jesus Christ.
就是這個了 That's it.
這就是我在幻象中看到的 That's what I saw in my vision.
孩子們就在那裏面 The kids are in there.
那我們還在等什麼？ Then what are we waiting for?
德瑞克？不！德瑞克 你得繼續跑 Derek? No! Derek, you have to keep going.
我跑不動了 德瑞克 你在幹什麼？快來啊 I can't. Derek, what are you doing? Come on!
別管我了！ 你們自己逃命去吧 白癡！ Just leave me! Save yourselves, you dumbasses!
不 別犯傻了！ No, don't be an idiot!
我沒犯傻！ 是 你就是在犯傻！不行 你不能… I'm not being an idiot! Yes, you are! No, you can't
大家都沒事吧？ 對 我們沒事 Is everyone okay? Yeah, we're okay.
找到他了嗎？快說你們找到他了 他直接消失了 Did you find him? Tell me you found him. He just vanished.
他回現實世界去了 He went back to the real world.
他可能會回來 他一定會回來的 He can come back. Will come back.
離洞穴還有多遠？ How far to the cave?
不遠了 來吧 It's not far. Come on.
德瑞克 我們得走了 現在就走 Derek, we gotta go. Right now.
走啊！快跑！ Go! Run!
達斯汀！盧卡斯！ 發生了什麼？快回答我啊！ Dustin! Lucas! What's going on? Come on, talk to me!
除草劑 1966年
你早就知道會發生這種事 You knew this would happen.
你也知道在她身上會發生什麼 Just like you know what will happen to her.
你不明白嗎 簡？ Don't you see, Jane?
這是一個循環 可怕的惡性循環 It's a cycle. It's a terrible, vicious cycle.
但我們可以阻止它 今晚就可以 But we can stop it. Tonight.
要怎麼做？ How?
在我們殺了我們的哥哥之後 在孩子們都獲救後 After we kill our brother, after the children are rescued,
我們不跟其他人一起離開 我們待在橋樑上 we don't leave with the others. We stay on the bridge.
當顛倒世界消失時… When the Upside Down vanishes…
我們也會消失 so will we.
這是唯一的辦法 簡 It is the only way, Jane.
唯一的辦法 The only way.
她會這麼做的 吉姆 她會結束自己的生命 She's going to do it, Jim. She's going to end her life.
快現身！ Show yourself!
給我現身 你這撒謊的混蛋！ Show yourself, you lying bastard!
我會做很多事 但我從不撒謊 I am many things, but I am not a liar.
我已經看過了她的大腦 I have seen into her mind,
而現在 我也看到了你的 and now I have seen into yours.
如此多的憤怒！ What rage it holds!
一個女兒因你而死 另一個很快也將重蹈覆轍 One daughter dead because of you, and soon another.
快現身！ Show yourself!
你就是你所害怕的東西 You are as you fear.
你是詛咒 You are the curse.
不！ No!
他為什麼要發信號？ Why's he signaling?
那不是信號 那是什麼？ That's not a signal. Then what is it?
天啊 Oh, God.
霍莉！ Holly!
到洞穴裏去！ Get to the cave!
有我在 堅持住 I got you. Hang on.
堅持住！ Hang on!
撐住 撐住 Hold on. Hold on.
你做了什麼？ What did you do?
你好啊 Hi there.
嘿 博士 Hey, Doc.
孩子們忘了把作業收起來 Kids left out their homework.
豆莖行動 任務準備
麥克斯！ 發生了什麼？ Max! What happened?
她像個該死的鬼魂一樣憑空消失了！ She just poofed away like a goddamn ghost!
是黑暗之物嗎？ 黑暗之物把她們抓走了嗎？ Was it the Black Thing? Did the Black Thing take them?
聽好了！ Listen up!
我們繼續執行計劃 到山洞裏去 在那裏 黑暗之物無法傷害我們 We keep to the plan. Get to the cave. The Black Thing can't hurt us there.
所以大家都跟我走 保持安靜 不要掉隊 So follow me, keep quiet, and stay close.
走吧！快來 來吧 各位 Let's go! Come on. Come on, guys.
我們走！快點！ Let's go! Hurry!
孩子們獨自在裏面 你必須帶我們回去 The kids are all alone in there. You have to get us back to them.
我做不到 沒有浴缸不行 他把我們攔在了外面 I can't, not without the bath. He locked us out.
我們必須趕去無底深淵 加入其他人 我們可以在那裏殺了他 We have to get to the Abyss, join the others. We can kill him there.
沒時間了 在我們趕到之前 世界就會碰撞 There is no time. The worlds will collide long before we reach him.
如果霍莉和孩子們 成功跑入山洞就不會 Not if Holly and the kids make it to the cave.
如果達斯汀是對的 沒有那些孩子 亨利什麼都做不了 If Dustin is right, without the kids, Henry can't do anything.
太多假設了 That's a lot of ifs.
那你打算怎麼做？ What do you wanna do?
我們不能放棄 現在不行 We can't give up, not now.
這不就是你正在做的嗎？你在放棄 Isn't that exactly what you're doing? Giving up.
我知道真相了 I know the truth.
亨利給我看了你的計劃 Henry showed me your plan.
亨利在撒謊 Henry lied to you.
他欺騙了你 He tricked you.
他利用了你 而你就上當了 He used you, and you fell for it.
那你就看著我的眼睛告訴我 Then look me in the eye and tell me.
告訴我 Tell me.
告訴我你沒有計劃在今晚自殺 Tell me you don't plan on killing yourself tonight.
我們沒時間聊這些 我們得走了 We don't have time for this. We have to go.
我不會引爆的 I won't detonate it.
我不會的 什麼？ I won't. What?
我不會引爆C4炸藥 I will not detonate the C4,
除非我知道你已經 和其他人一起安全地回到了霍金斯 not until I know that you are safe with the others back in Hawkins.
如果我們殺了亨利 不摧毀顛倒世界 那就沒有任何意義 If we kill Henry and don't destroy the Upside Down, nothing matters.
這就是為什麼 等我知道你安全了 我就會摧毀它 Which is why I will destroy it once I know that you're safe.
你為什麼要這麼做？ Why are you doing this?
因為亨利戳了他的痛處 因為他瘋了 Because Henry's gotten to him, and he's lost his mind.
卡莉 等等 不 這件事比他更重要 簡 Kali, wait. No. This is bigger than him, Jane.
比我們所有人都重要 對 來吧 來啊 開槍吧 Bigger than any of us. Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. Shoot me.
如果我活著 那亨利就還活著 If I'm alive, then so is Henry.
我必須結束這個循環 I have to end the cycle.
你會的 你會結束它的 但不是以這種方式 You will. You will. But not like this.
不是用更多的暴力 不是用更多的痛苦 Not with more violence. Not with more pain.
已經有過那麼多痛苦了 There's already been so much pain.
從你出生的那一刻起 From the moment you were born.
你的母親被奪走了 你的童年被奪走了 Your mother was taken from you. Your childhood was taken from you.
你被可怕的人攻擊 You've been attacked, manipulated, abused
操縱和虐待 by terrible people.
生活對你太不公平了 太殘酷了 Life has been so unfair to you, so cruel.
但你從沒允許它擊垮你 But you never let it break you.
我需要你戰鬥下去 孩子 And I need you to fight, kid.
我需要你再戰鬥最後一次 I just need you to fight one last time.
為了在這一切都結束後 將會迎來的快樂日子 Fight for the happy days on the other side of this.
為了… Fight for…
一個超越霍金斯的世界 for a world beyond Hawkins.
為了某天 你會有你自己的孩子 Fight for that day that you have a kid of your own,
你會給予她你從未有過的生活 and you give her the life that you never had.
為了她邀請男生來家裏做客 卻不肯把門打開八公分 For the day you get so angry because she invites some boy over,
把你氣得不行的那一天 and she won't keep the door open three inches.
我知道 I know.
我知道你不相信你可以擁有這些 I know you don't believe you can have any of this.
但我向你保證 But I promise you
我們會想辦法讓它變成現實的 we will find a way to make it real.
你會想辦法讓它變成現實 You will find a way to make it real.
因為你必須這麼做 Because you have to.
因為你值得擁有這樣的人生 Because you deserve it.
吉姆！ Jim!
吉姆！你在嗎 吉姆？ Jim! Are you there, Jim?
我不想給你增加壓力 但有人來了 I don't want to add to the stress, but we've got company.
快點！快跑！ 我們馬上就要到了 繼續跑！ Come on! Come on! We're almost there! Keep going!
從這裏這個縫隙進去 就在這裏！快！一個接一個！ Through this gap right here! Right here! Come on! One by one!
快！ Go! Go! Go!
黛比 等一下！ Debbie, wait!
你看到德瑞克了嗎？ Have you seen Derek?
德瑞克！ 等等！霍莉！ Derek! Wait! Holly!
德瑞克！ 霍莉！ Derek! Holly!
快來！我們能行的！ 我們得走了！快來！趕緊的！ Come on! Come on! We got this! We gotta go! Come on! Hurry up!
繼續跑！拜託 德瑞克！快跑！ Keep running! Come on, Derek! Come on!
進去 他來了！快跑！ Get inside. He's coming! Go!
拜託！ Come on!
霍莉！ Holly!
快走！ Go!
有多遠滾多遠！ 快來！ Suck my fat one! Come on!
霍莉！ Holly!
你沒事吧？ 我們沒事 Are you okay? We're okay. We're okay.
是他嗎？是亨利嗎？ Was it him? Was it Henry?
對 但他抓不到我們的 好嗎？ 他沒法進來這裏抓我們 我們安全了 Yes, but he can't get us. Okay? Not in here. We're safe now.
好的 我們安全了 Okay. We're safe.
你為什麼要盯著我看？ 我沒有！ Why are you staring at me? I'm not!
我們已經很接近了 好嗎？ 我們不知道那裏面有什麼 We're just getting really close, okay? And we don't know what's in there,
所以我覺得你應該分享一些火力 so I think you should be sharing some of that firepower.
你有火力了 You have firepower.
就三枚燃燒彈？拜託！ Three Molotovs? Come on!
除非你能 在奪走我生命的負罪感中活下去 Unless you're okay living with the guilt of my death,
你就需要給我一把該死的槍！ I'm gonna need one of those goddamn guns!
該死！ Holy shit!
謝謝！ Thanks!
那些是照明彈 Those are flares.
什麼？ What?
照明彈 她給了你一把信號槍 朋友 Flares. She gave you a flare gun, dude.
什麼？ What?
信號槍？ Flare gun?
南茜！這到底是怎麼回事？ 你是認真的嗎？ Nancy! Nancy, what the hell is this? Are you serious?
你覺得這是在開玩笑嗎？ You think this is a joke?
我能用信號槍做什麼？ What the hell am I gonna do with a flare gun?
嘿！威爾！ Hey! Will!
威爾！ 威爾！ Will! Will!
嘿！怎麼了？出什麼事了？ Hey! What is it? What's wrong?
是亨利 It's Henry.
他還活著 He's alive.
反抗 Resist it.
你是怎麼找到我的？ How did you find me?
誰派你來的？ Who sent you?
他們派你來的！ They sent you.
反抗 Resist it.
威爾！ Will!
剛剛那是什麼？ What was that?
霍莉？ Holly?
待在這裏別動 Stay here.
怎麼回事？你看到什麼了？ What's going on? What do you see?
是亨利 他進了山洞 It's Henry. He's made it into the cave.
他來了！快走！到這上面來！ 大家都上來！快！快走！ He's coming! Go! Go! Up here! Everyone! Come on! Go, go, go, go, go!
快！快來啊！快點！快走！ Hurry! Come on, quickly! Go! Go!
他找到他們了 他找到霍莉和其他孩子們了 He's found them. He's found Holly and the kids.
好吧 艾爾呢？ Okay, what about El?
你看到艾爾了嗎？ 或是卡莉？或者是麥克斯？ Do you see El? Or Kali? Or Max?
只有他們自己 他們孤獨無依 They're alone. They're all alone.
快走！ 大家快來！快點！ Go! Go! Hurry! Come on, guys!
你能阻止他嗎？ 用你的超能力阻止他？ Could you stop him? With your powers?
我可以試試 你們繼續前進 I can try. Just keep going.
快走！ Go! Go!
行動！ Move! Move! Move!
快來！ Come on! Come on!
天啊 Oh, God.
快點 我們走！ Hurry! Let's go!
快！快來啊！ 就在這裏 就是這個洞口！ Quickly! Come on! It's right up here, this hole!
喬書亞 下去！小心點 好嗎？ 繼續！托馬斯 下一個是你！ Joshua, down there! Be careful, okay? Keep moving! Thomas, you next!
吉姆 能聽到嗎？ Jim, do you copy?
吉姆 聽到了嗎？ Jim, do you copy?
該死！ Goddammit!
C4炸藥
卡莉 Kali.
喲 瞧瞧我們找到了誰 Well, well. Look what we got here.
你的朋友們就把你丟在這裏了？ Your friends just left you here, huh?
可不太友善 對吧？ Well, that's not very nice, now is it?
把她帶走 Get her out of here.
嘿 Hey. Hey.
有我在 我在這裏 I got you. I got you.
而我在這裏 And I got you.
好了 聽好了 你們在這裏見到的一切都不是真的 All right, listen. Anything you see in here is not real.
不會傷害到你們的 你們盯著我就行 好嗎？ It can't hurt you. Just keep your eyes on me, okay?
好的 好的 Okay. Okay.
好了 我們走吧 Come on, let's go.
繼續走 靠近一點 Keep going. Stay close.
盯著我看 好嗎？盯著我 Eyes on me, okay? Eyes on me.
繼續前進 Just keep moving.
我的親娘啊！ Holy shitballs!
盯著我 德瑞克！ Eyes on me, Derek!
穿過這裏 穿到另一側之後 在那邊等我 Through here. You get to the other side, and you wait for me.
黛比 你先來 Debbie, you first.
托馬斯 該你了 Thomas, your turn.
來吧 各位 咱們快點！ 走吧！ Come on, guys. Let's hurry up! Let's go!
拜託！我們沒問題的 快點 格倫 Come on! Come on! We got this. Hurry up, Glenn.
快走！ Go!
告訴我另一個怪胎在哪兒 否則我就立刻殺死這一個 Tell me where the other freak is, or this one dies right here, right now.
我不知道你在說什麼 就只有我們倆 I don't know what you're talking about. It's just us.
你以為 我是在和你玩遊戲嗎？她在哪裏？ You think I'm playing a game here? Where is she?
你在幹什麼 穆雷？ 這不是個好計劃 Okay. Oh, what are you doing, Murray? This is not a good plan.
這太瘋狂了 This is crazy.
好吧 那就破罐子破摔了 Okay. Here goes absolutely nothing.
最後一次機會 One last chance.
她在哪裏？ Where is she?
去死吧 Go to hell.
那行吧 Okay, then.
卡莉！ Kali.
不！ No, no, no!
卡莉 Kali. Kali.
拜託你去拿繃帶 繼續按壓傷口 Get bandages please. Keep pressure on the wound.
卡莉 看著我 Kali, look at me. Look at me.
堅持住 好嗎？ 我在這裏 你不會有事的 Hang in there, okay? I'm here. It's gonna be okay.
我撐不下去了 I'm not going to make it.
不 別這麼說 你會撐下去的 你會活下去的 好嗎？ No, don't say that. You will. You will. You will make it, okay?
別哭 簡 Don't cry, Jane.
我的故事… My story…
注定要在這裏結束 was always going to end here.
不 No.
不 不要 No, no.
霍莉 Holly.
霍莉？ Holly?
你是怎麼找到我的？ How did you find me?
拜託 Please.
拜託 先生 不要開槍 Please, mister. Don't shoot.
你是誰？ Who are you?
亨利 亨利·克裏爾 我住在這附近 Henry. Henry Creel. I live near here.
誰派你來的？ Who sent you?
沒人派我來 我在山洞裏 聽到了尖叫聲 Nobody sent me. I was in the caves. I heard a scream.
是他們派你來的！ They sent you. They sent you!
你只是糊塗了 你需要看醫生 You're just confused. You need a doctor.
發生了什麼？ What's happening?
他現在在一段回憶裏 He's in a memory now.
他很害怕 他無比的害怕 And he's scared. He's so scared.
天啊 謝天謝地 Oh my God. Thank God. Thank God.
我剛剛還以為你們倆死定了 I thought you two were goners for a minute there.
怎麼了？ Oh, what?
都不肯擁抱一下救命恩人嗎？ No hug from the big man, huh?
能不能來一句 「多謝你摧毀了直升機 穆雷 How about a "thank you for destroying the Huey, Murray."
你可真是太勇敢了 而且…」 "That was very brave and… and…"
出了什麼事？ What's wrong?
等一下 Wait.
卡莉 卡莉呢？ Kali. Where's… Where's Kali?
天啊 Oh God.
艾爾 我… El, I'm…
我真的很遺憾 I'm so sorry.
我能跳上去 I can jump.
我能跳上那些巨石 跳到無底深淵裏 I can jump those boulders to the Abyss.
我會直接到達那裏 直接到那棵樹跟前 抄近路 I'll be right there, right at the tree. Shortcut.
亨利還在那上面 Henry's still up there.
如果你摔下來… 我不會的 If you fall… I won't.
如果你成功跳上去… If you make it…
我會殺了他 I kill him.
哦 是嗎？ Oh, yeah?
然後呢？ And then what?
我還小的時候 你在樹林裏找到了我… When I was a kid, and you found me in the woods…
我當時很害怕 I was scared.
真的很害怕 Really scared.
我不瞭解這個世界 I didn't understand the world.
我不瞭解…人心 I didn't understand… people.
你收留了我 You took me in.
把我養大 Raised me.
保護了我 Protected me.
你成了我爸爸 You became my dad.
但我已經不是小孩子了 But I'm not… a kid anymore.
我也不是莎拉 And I'm not Sara.
她不需要做出選擇 She didn't have a choice to make.
而我需要 But I do.
我需要你 And I need you
相信我會做出正確的選擇 to trust me to make the right choice.
我需要你信任我 I need you to believe in me.
找到我 Find me.
你必須要反抗它 You must resist it.
它會吞噬你 It will consume you.
它會吞噬一切 It will consume all.
不是你 It wasn't you.
從來都不是你 It was never you.
別來煩我 Leave me alone.
所以奪心魔才不想要你進那個山洞 That's why the Mind Flayer didn't want you in the cave.
它不想讓你記起來 It didn't want you to remember.
我說了別來煩我 I said leave me alone.
你當時還只是個孩子 就像我一樣 You were just a kid, a kid like me.
它利用了你 And it used you.
它利用你把它帶到這裏來 It used you to bring it here.
你和我一樣 亨利 You're just like me, Henry.
一個載體 A vessel.
但你可以反抗 幫我們對抗它 But you can resist it. Help us fight it.
別讓它贏 亨利 拜託了 別讓它贏 Don't let it win, Henry, please. Don't let it win.
不 No.
它讓我看到了真相 It showed me the truth.
它讓我看到這個世界支離破碎 It showed me that this world is broken.
人性崩塌 That man is broken.
別聽它的 亨利 它現在還在控制著你 Don't listen to it, Henry. It is controlling you right now.
它從來沒有控制過我 It has never controlled me.
我也從來沒有控制過它 And I never controlled it.
你還不明白嗎 威廉？ Don't you see, William?
我本可以反抗的 I could have resisted it.
但我選擇了 But I chose
加入它 to join it.
天啊 Oh my God.
它…需要我 It needs… me.
我也需要它 And I need it.
我們… We…
兩個… …are…
合二為一 one.
快跑！ Run!
快跑！ Run! Run! Run!
達斯汀！ Dustin!
快！快來！ 我們走！ Come on! Come on! Let's go!
來吧！ Come on!
該死！ Shit!
快點 走！快走！ Come on, go! Go, go, go!
快跑！ Run! Run! Run!
她傷害到它了 怎麼會？ She's hurting it. How?
她在跟維克那搏鬥 She's fighting Vecna.
集體意識 Hive mind.
所以… So…
你果真求死心切 you truly do want to die.
我們得幫助她 怎麼幫？ We have to help her. How?
集體意識是雙向的 如果能傷害奪心魔 就能傷害維克那 The hive mind works in both ways. If we hurt the Mind Flayer, we hurt Vecna.
什麼？傷害那個哥斯拉？ What, hurt Godzilla over there?
要對這麼巨大的東西造成傷害 我們就必須分頭行動 The only way to damage anything of that scale, we spread out.
從四面八方包抄 一點一點地削減它的生命值 Flank it on all sides. Just chip away at its hit points.
「生命值」？你在說什麼？ "Hit points"? What are you talking about?
那裏 There.
我們中的一個把它引到那個峽谷裏 其餘的人在懸崖上就位 One of us draws it to that canyon. The rest take positions on those cliffs.
從上方伏擊它 Ambush it from above.
只有一個問題 There's just one question.
誰來做這個誘餌？ Which one of us is bait?
我 I am.
快走！ Go!
走啊！ Go!
來吧 Come on.
不！ No!
不！ No, no!
我們什麼都做不了！拜託 快走吧！ There's nothing we can do! Come on, please!
小心！ Look out! Look out!
為埃迪報仇了 你個狗雜種！ 為埃迪報仇！ This is for Eddie, you son of a bitch! For Eddie!
我不再害怕了 I'm not afraid anymore.
我們… We're not…
不再… afraid…
害怕你了 of you.
太棒了！ Yeah!
我們得走了！ We gotta go!
快跑！該死！ Run! Shit, shit, shit!
艾爾！ El!
大家都沒事吧？ Is everyone okay?
霍莉 Holly.
霍莉？你能聽到我說話嗎？ Holly? Can you hear me?
霍莉？ Holly?
霍莉？霍莉 拜託 拜託了 Holly? Holly, come on. Come on.
南茜？ Nancy?
對 是的 是我 我在這裏 Yeah. Yeah, it's me. I'm here.
是的 是我 我在這裏 我在這裏 Yeah, it's me. I'm here. I'm here.
霍莉？ Holly?
嘿！ Hey!
嘿 Hey.
好了 全吐出來 沒問題的 你不會有事的 Okay, get it all out. You got this. You're gonna be okay.
我在哪裏？ Where… Where am I?
你安全了 你沒事了 夥伴 好嗎？ 我們來接你回家了 You're safe. You're safe, bud, okay? We're here to get you home.
對 哇！ Yeah. Whoa!
有我在 夥伴 有我在 有我在 夥伴 沒事了 I got you, bud. I got you. I got you, bud. It's okay.
拜託 拜託了 回到我身邊！ Please, please. Come back to me!
不！ No!
你他媽的招惹錯人了 You fucked with the wrong family.
媽 你要害死他了！ Mom, you're killing him!
救命！ Help!
不如你先回家吧？ Why don't you go ahead and go home?
這次我沒有逃跑 I didn't run away this time.
埃迪！ Eddie!
我愛你 兄弟 I love you, man.
再見 邁克 Goodbye, Mike.
艾爾 你在哪裏？ El! El, where are you?
不是他把我變成這樣的 He did not make me into this.
是你幹的 You did.
威爾 醒醒！ Will, wake up!
走開！ Go away!
我只想讓這一切都結束 I just want this to be over.
警長 能聽到嗎？警長？ Chief, you copy? Chief?
是 我聽到了 發生了什麼？ Yeah, yeah, I copy. What's going on?
好吧 沒鼻子的混蛋已經掛了 Well, the noseless bastard's toast.
我們回到了顛倒世界 孩子們也都救出來了 We're back in the Upside Down, and we have the kids.
大家情況如何？大家都還好嗎？ How is everybody? Is everybody okay?
對 整個小隊 都被打得體無完膚 但我們沒事 Yeah, the party took a hell of a beating, but we're okay.
艾爾呢？ What about El?
整個小隊都沒事 The whole party.
所以 不如你奏響音樂吧 老傢伙？ So what do we say you hit the music, old man?
徹底摧毀顛倒世界 Destroy the Upside Down once and for all.
讓我們趕緊離開這鬼地方 Let's ditch this hellscape.
好 收到 Yeah, copy that.
好吧 倒計時開始了 All right. The countdown begins.
喂 住手！你要弄到我身上都是了！ Hey, stop! You're gonna get it all over me!
嘿 我身上也臭烘烘的 Hey, hey, I'm nasty too.
確實很臭 It does stink.
你在幹什麼？ 你會把更多垃圾放進來的 What are you doing? You're gonna let more of that crap in here.
要是不這麼做 我就要昏過去了 It's either that or pass out.
因為你聞起來… Because you smell like…
我其實不知道 你聞起來像什麼 但很糟糕 I actually don't know what you smell like, but it's bad.
混蛋 混蛋 Assholes.
真不錯 Eh?
她就在眼前了 甜蜜的家 There she is, home sweet home.
那麼吉姆 我得問問你感覺如何了？ So, Jimbo, I just gotta ask. How does it feel?
感覺我需要小睡一下 再抽根煙 Feels like I need a nap and a smoke.
我以為你已經戒煙了 沒錯 I thought you quit. Yeah.
所以再抽上 滋味肯定會特別好 That's why it's gonna taste so good.
小心！ Watch out!
大家都沒事吧？ Everyone okay?
所有人都把手舉起來！ Everyone put your hands up!
我說了 舉起手來！ I said, hands up!
動起來！ 嘿！別碰我！ Move! Hey! Get off me!
趴下！都舉起手來！ Get down! Get down! Get your hands up!
我說了舉起手來！ 嘿 哇！ I said hands up! Oh, wow!
行吧 Okay, okay.
好的 Okay, okay.
不！那是我妹妹！放開我！ No! No! That's my sister! Let go of me!
好！ 行吧！ Yeah, yeah! Okay, okay!
走了 動起來！ Let's go! Move!
達斯汀！ 發生了什麼？ Dustin! Holly, what's happening?
大家都站起來 全都站起來！ Everybody up! Everybody up!
艾爾？你看到艾爾了嗎？ El? Do you see El?
中士！那個女孩呢？ Sergeant! Where's the girl?
她上一秒還在這裏的 She was right here one second ago.
她一定是逃走了 She must have escaped.
天啊 Oh God.
邁克… 放開我！ Mike… Get off me! Get off me!
你… You…
你必須離開那裏！你必須要逃出去！ You have to get out of there! You have to get out!
這一切都不會結束 如果我還在 就永遠不會結束 None of this will ever end, not if I'm still here.
不 不要 我們會想辦法的 我們會反擊的 就像往常一樣 No, no. We'll figure something out. We'll fight back. We always do.
我需要你幫我和其他人溝通 I need you to talk to the others.
不 不要 我需要你幫我謝謝他們 No. No. I need you to thank them for me.
謝謝他們對我這麼好 For being so kind to me.
教會了我做朋友意味著什麼 And teaching me what it means to be a friend.
不！拜託你不要這麼做 No! Please don't do this.
邁克 我需要你 幫助他們理解我的選擇 Mike, I need you to help them understand my choice.
但我做不到 我不理解 But I don't. I don't understand.
我知道 I know.
但你會理解的 But you will.
總有一天 你會理解的 One day, you will.
你瞭解我 You understand me.
比任何人都瞭解我 Better than anyone.
一直都是這樣 You always have.
自從我們認識的那天開始… From the day we met…
你就看穿了真正的我 …you've seen me.
我叫邁克 是邁克爾的簡稱 Well, my name's Mike. Short for Michael.
也許我們可以叫你艾爾 十一的簡稱 Maybe we can call you El. Short for Eleven.
真正的我 The real me.
我愛你 I love you.
我愛你本來的樣子 I love you for exactly who you are.
請不要離開我 艾爾 Please don't leave me, El.
求你不要這麼做 Please don't do this.
我會永遠陪著你的 I will always be with you.
我愛你 I love you.
再見 邁克 Goodbye, Mike.
艾爾！ El! El! El! El! El!
艾爾！ 邁克！ El! Mike!
嘿 別碰她！ 邁克！ Hey, don't touch her! Mike!
放開我！ Get off me! Get off me!
艾爾！ El! El! El!
艾爾！ El!
艾爾！不要！ El, no!
十一！ Eleven!
艾爾！ El!
艾爾！ El! El!
不！ No!
艾爾！ El!
艾爾！ El! El!
緬懷
紀念碑
獻給在大地震中喪生的
所有印第安納州霍金斯的居民們
瞧瞧這個？ 是啊 Check it out? Yeah.
18個月後
陌生人們 大家好啊 好久不見了 Hi there, strangers. It's been a while.
我在想…我的意思是… I wonder… I mean…
大家會不會還記得我呢？ Do you guys… even remember me?
也許我太謙虛了 我的意思是 實話實說吧 Okay, maybe I'm being too modest. I mean, let's be honest,
誰能忘記這舒緩的、略帶著 德博拉·溫格風格的沙啞嗓音？ who could forget this soothing voice with a trace of a Debra Winger rasp?
沒錯 是我 羅賓·巴克利 又名搖滾羅賓 That's right. It's me, Robin Buckley, aka Rockin' Robin.
「快手」吉米很善良 允許我回到錄音棚 Jimmy "Fast Hands" was kind enough to let me back into the booth
來客串這一次 for a guest stint,
但你們得對我放低要求 因為我感覺生疏了 but you're gonna have to cut me some slack because I am feeling rusty.
我甚至不知道我能聊些什麼？ I mean, what do I even talk about? You know?
我最拿手的主題 就像我朋友的蓋碗頭一樣過時了 My goto subjects are as out of date as, well, as my friend's bowl cut.
我的意思是 沒有了士兵 I mean, there's no soldiers,
沒有了圍欄 no fences,
沒有了老大哥的監控攝像頭 no Big Brother cameras,
也沒有了軍管區 只有麥當勞還在賣壓扁雙層肉餅漢堡 and the only Big Mac I can find is a Smush Double Patty at Mickey D's.
人們都很快樂、滿臉笑容 還紛紛走進電影院看電影 People are happy and smiling and going to the movies.
不過話說回來 誰不想看看 印第安納·瓊斯的最新冒險？ But hey, who doesn't wanna see Indy's new adventure?
該死 Shit.
這就對了 There we go.
抱歉剛剛弄錯了 我的搭檔拋棄了我 Sorry about that. My partner in crime ditched me.
不過呢 就缺席的借口而言 But, well, as far as excuses go,
他的借口相當不錯 he had a pretty good one.
來吧 孩子們！準備就緒！ Let's go, boys! Baseball ready! Baseball ready!
現在呢… Now…
別犯低級錯誤！ No mental mistakes!
我太迷信了 甚至都不敢說出口 我在這裏祈求好運 …I am almost too superstitious to say this, and I'm knocking on some wood here,
但我覺得霍金斯的詛咒終於解除了 but I think the Hawkins curse has finally lifted.
好吧 托馬斯 上吧 來吧 朋友！ All right, Thomas. Let's go. Here we go, man!
但與此同時… 上吧 But at the same time… Let's go.
…這甚至都不是 我記憶中的那個霍金斯了 …this isn't even the Hawkins that I remember.
感覺真的很不一樣 It feels so different.
也許變了的不是小鎮 But maybe it's not the town.
也許是我變了 Maybe it's me that's changed.
我們八成都變了 We probably all have.
至少 我的朋友們肯定是變了 At least, that's certainly true of my friends.
順便說 他們在今天畢業了 Who, by the way, are graduating today.
沒錯 霍金斯高中 1989屆的學生今天將走上講台 That's right, Hawkins High class of '89 is walking the podium today.
希望大家都去現場支持他們 我知道我一定會去的 I hope you all come out and support them. I know I will.
因為他們 是最值得我們全體起立鼓掌的人 Because if anyone deserves a standing O, they do.
好 下面播放一首新的最愛歌曲 給他們的慶賀派對開個頭 So to get their party started, a new favorite.
你要再折斷骨頭 我可就不管你了 You break any more bones, you're on your own.
因為我已經受夠醫院了 Because I am done with hospitals.
也許我應該一個人待著 Maybe I should be on my own.
我的意思是… I mean…
你這是怎麼回事？ what is going on here?
什麼？我們今天要畢業了 What? We're graduating today.
還有兩個小時呢 我覺得你操之過急了 In two hours. I think you're getting ahead of yourself.
好吧 你現在絕對是操之過急了 Okay, now you're definitely getting ahead of yourself.
對不起 但你現在看起來超級性感 I'm sorry. You're just looking, uh, super sexy right now.
而你看起來超級書獃子氣 And you're looking super dorky.
太噁心了 Ugh, gag me with a spoon.
你要拍照了嗎？ You gonna take the picture?
能拍了嗎？拜託？ Already? Please?
媽 沒事的 Ma, it's okay.
我離這兒只有一天的車程 我知道 I'm only a day's drive away. I know.
我一有機會就會回來的 I'm gonna come home every chance that I get.
好 Okay.
我會經常給你打電話 讓你心煩到想要換電話號碼 I'm gonna call you so much that you're gonna wanna change numbers.
好 好嗎？ Okay. Okay?
好了 Okay.
我愛你 我愛你 I love you. I love you.
你想再拍幾張嗎？ Do you wanna take more pictures?
對 我要拍 好 Yeah. Okay.
太帥了 我的優秀畢業生代表 Ooh, so handsome. My valedictorian.
畢業生代表
超人！ Superman!
好了 在拍了 All right, rolling.
畢業快樂 畢業快樂 Happy graduation. Happy graduation.
挺好的 1989屆畢業生 That's nice. Class of '89.
對 Yeah.
該死 等一下 不行 Shit. Hold on. No, no.
天啊 不要 讓他重新掛起來吧 Oh God. No. Let him hang it back up.
別管床單了 不行 Leave the bedsheet. No, no, no.
光線太強了 需要柔光才行 There's too much light. It needs diffusion.
又不是在拍《教父》 我知道不是 It's not The Godfather. I know it's not.
讓他掛吧 再給你最後一次機會 Let him hang it up. You get one more take.
已經搞了一整天了 這是位藝術家… It's been all day 'cause of the artist…
喂？ 喬伊斯 我是凱倫 見到邁克了嗎？ Hello? Joyce. This is Karen. Have you seen Mike?
沒有 我沒見到他 No, I haven't seen him.
我們從昨晚開始就沒見過他 We haven't seen him since last night.
是凱倫 她找不到邁克了 It's Karen. She can't find Mike.
艾爾！ El! El!
艾爾！ El!
嘿 孩子 Hey, kid.
我就覺得可能會在這裏找到你 Thought I might find you here.
你媽媽嚇壞了 Your mom's freaking out.
我也不怪她 我的意思是… Can't say I blame her. I mean…
我不知道你記得不記得 我們這鎮上 I don't know if you remember, but we do have a history
的確有孩子失蹤過 of kids going missing in this town.
她不會懂的 She won't understand.
她永遠不會懂我為什麼做不到 我不能走上畢業典禮講台 She'll never understand why I can't do it, why I can't walk the stage.
那會像是在撒謊 It'd be like a lie.
像是我可以放下過去、向前看 Like I'm okay with moving on.
而我做不到 And I'm not.
我不可以 I'm not okay with it.
我本來有個計劃 I had this plan.
計劃和艾爾跑到一個遙遠的地方去 That me and El, we were gonna go someplace far away,
沒人能找到我們 and… and no one would find us.
我提到過這個地方有三個瀑布 And I said this thing about going somewhere with three waterfalls.
我甚至不知道她有沒有相信我的話 I mean, I… I don't even know if she believed me.
誰會相信呢？三個瀑布？ 我想說這也太愚蠢、太幼稚了 Who would? Three waterfalls? I mean, that's so stupid, childish.
那是個幻想的計劃 我應該有個真正的計劃才對 It was a fantasy plan. I should've had a real one.
我只是沒有… I just didn't…
我沒想到她會那麼… I didn't think that she would just…
嘿 聽著… Hey, hey. This…
這不是你的錯 It's not your… It's not your fault.
發生的事不是你的錯 What happened is not your fault.
艾爾做出了她的選擇 El made her choice.
現在 輪到你做你的選擇了 Now it's time for you to make yours.
就我看來 你有兩條路可以走 And the way I see it, you got two roads ahead of you.
第一條路 You got one road
你繼續因為發生的事而責怪自己 where you keep blaming yourself for what happened.
繼續在腦子裏重演 有哪些事你本可以用不同的方式去做 You keep going over it in your head, what you could've done differently.
你把別人推開、你受苦 因為你認為這是你應得的 You push people away, and you suffer, because that's what you think you deserve.
然後還有另一條路… And then there's another road…
你找到辦法接受發生了的事 where you find a way to accept what happened.
想辦法接受她的選擇 Find a way to accept her choice.
不代表你要喜歡這個選擇 不代表你得理解這個選擇 Doesn't mean you gotta like it. Doesn't mean you gotta understand it.
你永遠不去想 And never think about it.
只是接受它 You just accept it.
然後盡力活出最精彩的人生 And you live the best goddamn life you can.
我之前走過第一條路 I've been down that first road before.
我不推薦你選這條路 And I don't recommend it.
至於艾爾… And as for El…
我想你知道她會希望你如何選擇 I think you know what she would have wanted for you.
恭喜1989屆學生
我不知道 我嗎？ 對 I don't know. Me? Yeah.
從來沒去過 我也沒去過 但我覺得她會喜歡的 Never been. Me neither. But I think she'd like it.
霍金斯高中 1989屆
大家下午好 Good afternoon, everyone,
歡迎參加1989屆學生的畢業典禮 and welcome to the graduation ceremony for the class of '89.
媽媽！ Mom! Mom!
邁克 Mike.
對不起 媽媽 我慌了 I'm sorry, Mom. I panicked.
你不需要解釋 You don't have to explain.
天啊 看看你 God, look at you.
你都長大了 You're all grown up.
我真為你驕傲 I'm so proud of you.
我真的太驕傲了 I'm so, so proud.
我愛你 媽媽 I love you, Mom.
我愛你 寶貝 I love you, baby.
現在我很榮幸介紹一位 And now it's my great pleasure to introduce someone
在校期間真正出類拔萃的人 who has truly excelled during their time here.
女士們、先生們 讓我們熱烈歡迎 本屆優秀畢業生代表達斯汀·亨德森 Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome for your valedictorian, Dustin Henderson.
太棒了 朋友！ Yeah, buddy!
達斯汀！ Dustin!
那是我的朋友！ That's my friend!
我只是想要一個正常的童年 I just wanted a normal childhood.
但這樣的童年被奪走了 But that childhood was stolen from me.
對我們所有人都是如此 It was stolen from us.
在過去的這一年裏 如果你們想聽我說實話 And this past year, if you wanna know the truth,
我對此真的快氣死了 I've been pretty pissed off about it.
注意言辭 Language.
但後來 我回想了過去這六年 But then I thought back to the past six years,
然後我意識到 雖然發生了很多壞事 and I realized that, even though there was a lot of bad,
但也發生了很多好事 there was so much good too.
有個我喜歡玩的遊戲 叫做《龍與地下城》 There's this game I like to play. It's called Dungeons & Dragons.
沒錯！ 老天啊 Yup! Jesus Christ.
而在這個遊戲中 有兩種混亂陣營 And in this game, there are two types of chaos classes,
混亂善良和混亂邪惡 chaotic good and chaotic bad.
邪惡混亂 會導致無政府主義、破壞和戰爭 Now, bad chaos brings anarchy, destruction, war.
但善良混亂則會帶來創新 But good chaos can bring innovation,
和改變 change.
而這所學校 And this school,
老實說 這所學校需要改變 frankly, it needed to change.
因為我們都太分裂了 分成了運動員、書獃子還有怪胎 Because we were so divided into the jocks, the nerds, freaks.
而在混亂中 And in the chaos,
所有這些區隔都崩塌了 all those walls broke down,
我交了新朋友 and I made new friends.
我和本來永遠不可能 和我做朋友的人成為了朋友 I made friends who were never even supposed to be my friends.
不只是我一個人 我看到很多其他人也是如此 This wasn't just me. I saw this happen with so many others.
當你開始瞭解和你不同的人時 When you get to know people who are different from you,
你就會開始更加瞭解你自己 you begin to learn more about yourself.
你會改變 You change.
你會成長 You grow.
我現在成了一個更好的人 I'm a better person now.
因為他們 我成為了更好的人 I'm a better person because of them,
因為我的朋友們 because of my friends.
所以 我不再生氣了 So, I'm not pissed off anymore.
但我很擔心 But I am worried.
擔心 Worried,
因為混亂已經結束了 because now that the chaos is over,
希金斯校長 以及所有像他一樣墨守陳規的呆子 Principal Higgins and every square like him
一定會盡最大努力 恢復一切原有的秩序 is gonna do their damnedest to put everything back in order.
我不想要秩序 And I don't want order,
所以我現在穿著這玩意其實很虛偽 which is why it's hypocritical that I'm wearing this thing.
我的意思是 我們看起來太可笑了 這是什麼？我們看著像羅馬元老 I mean, we look ridiculous. What is this? We look like Roman senators.
我的意思是 這不代表我 我覺得這不代表我們任何人 I mean, it's not who I am. I don't think it's who any of us are.
所以 老實說 去他的吧 So, honestly, just screw it.
地獄火永存！
亨德森 太好了！ Henderson. Yes!
學校去死吧 亨德森！亨德森！ Screw the school. Henderson! Henderson!
系統去死吧 夠了！ Screw the system. That's enough!
去他的墨守陳規 Screw conformity.
所有試圖拖後腿… 對！ Screw everyone and everything… Yes!
…試圖拆散我們的人和事物都去死吧 …trying to hold you back and tear us apart,
因為今年是屬於我們的！ because this, this is our year!
對！ 對！ Yeah! Yeah!
耶！ Yeah!
地獄火永存！
別鬧了！ Settle down!
現在就回到你們的座位上！ Back in your seats now!
所有人暑期都得來補課！ Summer school for all of you!
還要留堂！ And detention!
達斯汀！ 達斯汀！ Dustin! Dustin!
達斯汀！ Dustin!
你是個瘋子 你真是個徹頭徹尾的瘋子 You're a madman. You're an absolute madman.
希金斯今天徹底沒轍了 他能做什麼？開除我嗎？ Higgins totally shit his pants. What's he gonna do, expel me?
你瘋了 嘿 You're crazy. Hey.
嘿 史黛西 Hey, Stacey.
我只是想說 你剛在台上做的事還挺牛的 I just wanted to say what you did up there was pretty badass.
謝謝 我是想著要模仿約翰·貝魯西 Oh. Thanks. I was kind of just going for a bit of a Belushi thing.
但是約翰·休斯拍的電影裏那種 But if he was in like a Hughes film.
但我不知道 這麼說你能明白嗎？ But I don't know. Does that make sense?
是的 Yeah.
你不明白也行… 不 我都明白 That's okay if you… No, totally.
是嗎？ 嗯 Yeah? Mmhmm.
好的 很酷 Okay. Cool.
我為什麼要那麼說？ 老兄… Why'd I say that? Dude…
嘿 那個 我今晚晚些時候要開個派對 Hey, so I'm having a party later tonight.
你們應該來參加 You guys should come.
等等 剛剛那段真的發生了嗎？ Wait. Did that just happen?
我們應該去嗎？ Should we go?
你這是在明知故問嗎？ Is that rhetorical?
不 別管這個了 No. Screw that.
我有個更好的主意 I got a better idea.
好太多了 Way better.
我就那麼一說 我覺得你們真的會很喜歡紐約的 I'm just saying, I think you guys would really dig New York.
是啊 紐約的房租多少？ Yeah. How much is rent?
你在考慮搬家嗎？ 對啊 你想來和我一起住嗎？ Thinking about moving? You wanna come live with me?
你們是認真的嗎？拜託 You're serious? Come on.
瞧瞧這地方 這個日落 這個風景 I mean, look at this place. The sunset, the view.
你們是真的在和我說 你們不會想念這些嗎？ You guys are seriously telling me you don't miss any of this?
不會 不會 Mm. No.
森林、採石場 家庭影像商店和老鷹商店？ The forest, the quarry, Family Video, the Hawk?
不會 不會 No. No.
不 就算你 給我一百萬美元 我都不會回來 No, I couldn't come back here if you paid me a million bucks.
我可以告訴你 根本不需要一百萬 價格還在低位 Mm. You'd need a lot less than a million, I'll tell you that. Prices are still way down.
在森林山那邊其實有個很不錯的房子 There's actually this rad place over in Forest Hills.
我目前還買不起 但已經很接近了 I can't quite afford it yet, but I'm close.
這還只是用我當教練的薪水 And that is on a coach's salary.
別忘了性教育老師 這倒是 Don't forget sex ed teacher. That's true.
他們讓你教性教育？ They have you teaching sex ed?
這是工作的一部分 It's part of the gig.
如果我有關於性病的問題 我肯定第一個就找你 If I had a question about an STD, you'd be the first person I'd come to.
多謝你了？ Thank you?
不 我很喜歡 No, I love it.
我喜歡教這些孩子 你知道嗎？ I love teaching these kids, you know?
我能讓他們瞭解生命的奇跡 I get to teach them about the miracle of life,
以及如何不要意外製造出一條生命 and how to not start it accidentally.
而且這一次 成績由我來決定 And this time, I'm in control of the grades.
為什麼我覺得你打分會很鬆？ And why do I feel like you go pretty easy there?
我執行嚴格的全A政策 I have a strict A policy.
嗯 如果你真的傻到家了 就給個B Uhhuh. B, if you're a real knucklehead.
但這就是最低分了 That's about as low as I go.
天啊 你能來紐約大學教書嗎？ Hell, can you come and teach at NYU?
什麼？我要給你拍的關於資本主義 I mean, what, I'm gonna grade your movie
食人族還是什麼的電影打分？ about capitalism, cannibalism, or whatever?
不 是反資本主義 叫《消費者》 No, it's anticapitalist. The Consumer.
是個比喻 她吃得越多 就越餓 It's a metaphor. The more she eats, the hungrier she gets.
行吧 行 好吧 Right. Okay.
好吧 我的意思是只是暫定… 顯然 Well, I mean, it's a working… Obviously.
那只是暫定名 挺好的 That's the working title. It's good.
好 史密斯學院的話 我會考慮 Now, Smith. Smith, I… I would consider.
哦 真的嗎？ Oh, really?
吸引你的是 討論格洛麗亞·斯泰納姆的講座 Is it the lectures on Steinem that draw you
還是女性比例很高這件事？ or the high concentration of women?
不能兩者兼有嗎？ Can't it be both?
你呢 南茜？ What about you, Nance?
愛默生學院的帥哥如何？ How are the babes at Emerson?
那我就不知道了 Oh, um… I wouldn't know.
我退學了 I dropped out.
不會吧 什麼？ No way. What?
我就知道 你加入海豹突擊隊了 Ho, ho, ho! I knew it. You became a Navy SEAL.
不 不完全是這樣 我… Oh no, not quite. I…
我在《先驅報》找了份工作 I took a job at the Herald.
這麼說聽起來更高級 其實只是個培訓生的職位 Which… It sounds fancier like that. It's a trainee position.
但我不知道 我只是厭倦了學校 But I don't know. I was just sick of school
想著也許我能離開學校… 去真實世界嘗試一番 and thought I'd maybe get out there and… try the real world.
南茜·惠勒 Nancy Wheeler.
依然充滿了驚喜 Still full of surprises.
你們知道嗎？ You know,
對於這個地方 我的確有想念的東西 there actually is something that I miss about this place.
我想念這個 I miss this.
就是… Just…
我們 us.
一起玩 Hanging out.
我想念你們 I miss you guys.
我真的很喜歡我的新朋友們 I really like my new friends.
但是… But it's…
不一樣 It's not the same.
我覺得永遠都會如此 I don't think it ever will be.
好吧 天啊 Okay, Jesus.
你要害死我了 朋友 You're killing me, man.
我們想點辦法吧 Let's do something about it.
我不知道 我們可以… I don't know. We could…
見面 meet up.
每個月見一次面 在這裏 Once a month, here.
行 或者換一個中間一點的地方 Yeah, or… or maybe somewhere just more neutral.
比如… 好吧 Like… Okay.
有哪個城市 在霍金斯、麻省和紐約中間？ What's a city between Hawkins, and Massachusetts, New York?
路易斯維爾 Louisville.
費城 費城 Uh, Philly. Philly.
我有個叔叔住在費城 他挺古怪的 但他有間大房子 I have an uncle who lives in Philly. He's weird, but he's got a big house.
有地下室嗎？ 有 Does it have a basement? Yeah.
鍋爐房呢？ 鍋爐房？ And a boiler room? A boiler room?
有的 Yeah.
天啊 太完美了 你們懂的 作為藏身之處 Oh my God, it's perfect. You know, for the hideout.
她把所有男人都關在裏面 然後燒掉他們的屍體 You know, where she traps all the men and then burns their bodies.
《消費者》 《消費者》 The Consumer. The Consumer.
你們以為我在說什麼？ 我以為你想殺了我們 What do you think I'm talking about? I thought you were trying to kill us.
哦 不是的 Oh no.
好啊 行 那我們 就在羅賓古怪的叔叔家碰頭 Okay, okay. Yeah, so we'll meet at Robin's weird uncle's house,
然後一起喝酒 回憶往昔 and we'll drink and reminisce
然後拍喬納森的 反資本主義食人族電影 and make Jonathan's anticapitalist cannibal movie.
從下個月開始 Starting next month.
好 算我一個 Yeah, I'm in.
也算我一個 I'm in.
敬不讓任何東西將我們拆散 To nothing ever keeping us apart.
包括霸道的愛人 Including overbearing significant others.
學業 School.
房貸 Mortgages.
還有孩子 And kids.
乾杯 乾杯 Cheers. Cheers.
是啊 史蒂夫 孩子？ Yeah, Steve. Kids?
我不知道 各位 我想克莉絲汀可能是我的真命天女 I don't know, guys. I think Kristen might be the one.
你不是也這麼形容過黛恩嗎？ So, didn't you say the same thing about Dawn?
沒有 還有瑪格麗特 No. And Margaret.
還有朱莉 And Julie.
我沒那麼形容過朱莉 她從一開始就戲很多 I did not say that about Julie. She was drama from the start.
戲很多？ Drama?
意思是 她的演技很好？ Like, is she a good actor?
對 你不會想要的… Yeah, you do not wanna…
我是在找演員 I mean, I'm looking.
不 別在她那裏找 是啊 叫她一起來吧 No, no, no. Not there. Yeah, have her come along.
你絕對說過她是你此生最愛的人 You absolutely said she was the love of your life.
我記得這個 I remember that.
她很漂亮 She was gorgeous.
警長、拜爾斯夫人 很榮幸再次歡迎你們 Chief. Mrs. Byers. Always a pleasure.
可以點餐了嗎？ Are we ready to order?
是的 Uh, yeah.
是的 我們要點一瓶吃蝦… Yeah. We're gonna have a bottle of the Cabernet Sauv…
赤霞珠 對 一瓶赤霞珠 Sauvignon. Yeah. Cabernet Sauvignon.
然後前菜要魚子醬 And we'll have some caviar to start.
主菜要兩份菲力牛排今日特供 And we will have two of the filet specials,
按照主廚喜好的方式烹調就行 however the chef would like to prepare them.
非常好 先生 好了 Very good, sir. Okay.
霍珀！ 什麼？ Hop! What?
今天是個大日子 千載難逢的一天 It's a big day. It's a onceinalifetime day.
你將兩個漂亮的男孩 養育成了兩個了不起的男人 You raised two beautiful boys into incredible men.
除了青春期 他們還克服了很多困難 They had a lot more to overcome than just puberty.
你應該感到高興 You should be happy.
你應該感到驕傲 You should be proud.
我的確是的 但… I am, but…
只是… It's just…
小屋裏會很安靜 It's gonna be quiet in that cabin.
只剩下我們和蟋蟀了 It's just us and the crickets.
蟋蟀 對 我已經不喜歡那些蟋蟀的叫聲了 Ugh, the crickets. Yeah. I don't like the sound of those crickets anymore.
謝謝 Thank you.
我希望…… I wish, uh…
我希望是一些不同的東西發出的聲音 I wish it was the sound of something different.
也許是海鷗的鳴叫 Maybe, um, squawk of seagulls
或是海浪輕輕拍打沙灘的聲音 or, uh, waves gently lapping on the beach.
好吧 聽起來確實不錯 Well, that sounds nice.
可以成為現實的 Could be real.
我只是想說 我們沒什麼理由非要繼續待在這裏了 I'm just saying there's nothing tying us down here anymore.
但你似乎認為 我們的存款比實際的要多 But you seem to think our bank account is bigger than it is.
一切皆有可能 Could be.
我在紐約認識的朋友給我打了個電話 I got a call from my buddy in the New York days.
蒙托克在找一位新的警察局長 Montauk's looking for a new chief of police.
那個小鎮正在發展中 會漲薪20% Town's up and coming. It'd be 20% more.
我知道並不夠買個大別墅之類的 I know that's not big enough for a mansion or anything,
但的確是…不小的漲幅 but it's… significant.
會離孩子們更近 開車很快就能到紐約市 Kids would be closer. Just a little quick trip into the city.
你和我？ You and me?
我們可以重新開始 We could start again.
全新的開始 Fresh.
在一起開始 Together.
你在開玩笑嗎？ Are you kidding?
我們不需要今晚就全想明白 We don't have to figure out anything tonight.
我們不需要做任何決定 但是… We don't have to decide anything, but, um…
不對 That's not true.
什麼？ What…?
有一件事 我想要今晚決定 There's one thing I would like to decide tonight.
那是誰？ Who's…?
喬伊斯·拜爾斯 Joyce Byers.
你願不願意餘生 Will you spend the rest of your life
都與一個疲憊、脾氣暴躁 非常愛你的固執老頭在一起？ with a tired, grumpy, stubborn old man who loves you very much?
是的 我願意 Yes. I will.
鎮上鴉雀無聲 A hushed quiet falls over the town.
嚇壞了的村民們 從屋頂和小巷裏觀望著 想知道 Frightened villagers watch from rooftops and alleyways, wondering,
這一切會如何結束？ how will this all end?
靴子的聲音迴盪在廣場上 The sound of boots echo across the square
斯特拉德·馮·扎羅維奇 朝著吟遊詩人達斯汀走去 as Strahd von Zarovich strides up to Dustin the Bard.
別這樣 吸血鬼領主突然出擊 Don't do this. The vampire lord lunges.
不！ 把尖牙刺進了他的喉嚨裏 No! Plunging its fangs into his throat.
他倒下了 旁觀者們倒吸一口涼氣 Onlookers gasp as his body collapses.
他的魯特琴卡嗒一聲掉到鵝卵石上 發出了最後一個悲傷的音符 His lute clatters across the cobblestone, letting out a final mournful note.
狗娘養的！ Son of a bitch!
只剩最後一位英雄了 智者威爾 巴洛維亞最後也是唯一的希望 A lone hero remains, Will the Wise, Barovia's last and only hope.
施展隕石術 幹掉那個混蛋 Cast Meteor Swarm. Take out the bastard.
我不能 為什麼不能？ I can't. Why not?
他在壓制之石範圍內 不能使用魔法 He's in the range of the suppression stone. No magic.
那就用你的法杖揍他之類的 Then just whack him with your staff.
然後造成六點傷害？ 他的生命值還剩30點呢 And inflict six points of damage. He has 30 HP left.
好吧 那現在怎麼辦？ Okay, so now what?
就這樣了 沒招了 That's it. Nothing.
什麼叫沒招了？ What do you mean, nothing?
將軍 我們輸了 Checkmate. We lost.
所以戰鬥了這麼久 就讓斯特拉德·馮·卑鄙小人贏了？ So after all of that, Strahd von Douchebag just wins?
這遊戲太垃圾了！ 我同意 This game is bullshit! I agree.
愚蠢、該死又浪費時間！ Stupid, goddamn waste of time!
斯特拉德非常享受你的憤怒 Strahd takes great pleasure in your anger.
該加入你的朋友們了 魔法師 Time to join your friends, sorcerer.
早死早超生 擲骰子吧 我不想再聽他說那些屁話了 Just get it over with and roll. I don't wanna hear his shit anymore.
好吧 All right.
法師 聖馬爾科維亞修道院的法師 她說我們可以召喚她 The mage. From the Abbey of St. Markovia. She said we can summon her.
在我們最低谷的時候 When at our lowest depth.
召喚她的咒語 那咒語是什麼？ The incantation to summon her. What's the incantation?
咒語是什麼？ 威爾！ What is the incantation? Will! Will!
「法師！起來吧 阻止我們 在黑暗的道路和深藏的秘密中墜落 "Oh, mage! Arise and end our fall from darkened paths and secrets deep."
現身吧 來幫我們兌現你的承諾」 "Come forth and help your promise keep."
什麼都沒發生 Nothing happens.
拜託 朋友 為什麼？ Come on, man. Why?
那我們要這咒語有什麼用？ Then why do we even have the incantation?
什麼？ 等等 What? Wait.
等一下 Wait, wait.
一道紫色的光芒開始穿越迷霧 A purple light begins to shine through the mist.
越來越亮 Growing brighter and brighter.
是一個傳送門 It's a portal.
從傳送門中 走出了… And out of this portal steps…
聖馬爾科維亞的法師！ the Mage of St. Markovia!
我早說了的！ I knew it!
法師伸出了雙手 嘩啦 一道強大的光束射向了前方 The mage holds out her hands, and shoom, a beam of powerful light shoots forward.
斯特拉德發出刺耳的叫聲… Strahd lets out a piercing…
他的身體萎縮、燒灼、變為灰燼 as his body shrivels, burns, and turns to ash.
成了！ Badaboom!
看你喜不喜歡這個！ How do you like that?
巴洛維亞村莊 霧氣瀰漫的陰鬱消失了 The misty gloom that shrouds the village of Barovia evaporates,
村民們為你們歡呼 and you are met with cheers from the townsfolk.
為了紀念你們的勇氣和勇敢 他們給你們發了獎牌 In honor of your courage and bravery, they give you medals,
你們每人都獲得了1000枚金幣 and you are all awarded 1,000 pieces of gold each.
享盡榮華富貴 Flush with wealth and honor,
你們餘生都在舒適和幸福中度過 you live out the rest of your lives in comfort and in happiness.
結束 The end.
偉大的戰役 偉大的戰役 朋友 Great campaign. Good campaign, buddy.
偉大的戰役 Great campaign.
等等 等一下 這就結束了？ Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. That's it?
舒適和幸福？你還能更老套一點嗎？ Comfort and happiness? Could you be more trite?
我還以為你是那種講故事大師呢 I thought you were some kind of master storyteller or something.
是真的 舒適和幸福的部分是真的 Well, it is true, the comfort and happiness part.
但幸福可以在很多地方找到 But happiness can be found in many places.
騎士和疾風 The knight and the zoomer,
他們退出戰場 在一個小村莊安頓下來 they retire from battle, and they settle down in a small village.
日子一天一天過去 With each passing day,
他們對彼此的愛越來越深 their love grows stronger.
吟遊詩人 The bard,
渴望知識 craving knowledge,
去到了飛地的法師公會 makes his way to the Mage's Guild of Enclave,
日復一日地泡在他們巨大的圖書館裏 where he spends his days in their vast library.
雖然潛心學術… 嘿 朋友 Though deeply devoted to his studies… Hey, buddy.
…他偶爾還是會抽時間去探險 …he still makes time for the occasional adventure.
至於智者威爾 As for Will the Wise,
他長途跋涉 抵達了繁華的瓦拉基市 he travels far and long to the bustling city of Vallaki.
一開始讓人不知所措 It's overwhelming at first.
與他年輕時居住的村莊是如此的不同 So very different from the village where he spent his youth.
但沒過多久 他就在那裏找到了歸屬感 But it isn't long before he finds his place there.
嘿！ Hey!
一起到來的還有深刻的幸福 And with that, deep happiness
以及接受 and acceptance.
故事講述者呢？ And the storyteller?
那他呢？ What about him?
故事講述者則繼續講故事 The storyteller keeps telling stories,
受他的朋友們啟發的故事 stories inspired by his friends.
有一天 他希望 One day, he hopes
他們宏大的冒險故事會廣為傳播 their tales of grand adventure will spread far and wide across the land
讓所有人都瞭解到他們的英勇 so all can know of their great bravery.
但有個故事是他永遠無法講述的 But there is a story that he can never tell.
法師的故事 The story of the mage.
至少不能講真實的故事 Or at least not the real story.
真實的故事？ The real story?
當她施展陽炎射線時 When she cast Sunbeam.
放開我！ Get off me!
再見 邁克 Goodbye, Mike.
她用盡了最後的力氣 然後消失了 She expended the last of her energy, and she vanished.
艾爾！ El!
但有沒有人問過自己 她是如何施展那個咒語的？ But has anyone asked themselves how she cast that spell?
壓制之石 The suppression stone.
她不可能使用魔法 She couldn't have used her magic.
在當下的情緒中 甚至沒人注意到 In the excitement, no one even noticed.
但事實是 法師很聰明 But you see, the mage is very clever.
只有她姐姐能和她的聰明才智比拚 A cleverness only matched by her sister,
而她姐姐在聽完聖武士的請求之後 who, upon hearing the pleads of the paladin,
改變了想法 had a change of heart.
別哭 簡 Don't cry, Jane.
我的故事… My story…
注定要在這裏結束 was always going to end here.
但你不必如此 But yours doesn't have to.
姐妹倆一起制定了一個計劃 Together, the sisters devised a plan,
保護法師不被黑手騎士團傷害 a plan to protect the mage from the Order of the Black Hand,
因為後者鐵了心要竊取她的超能力 who remained hellbent on stealing her powers.
所以 為了騙過他們 她不得不讓所有人 So in order to trick them, she had to make everyone,
包括她的朋友在內 都相信她已經死了 including her friends, believe that she was dead.
於是她姐姐在遠方施展了一個咒語 And so the sister cast a spell from far away.
不受壓制之石的影響 Safe from the power of the suppression stone.
艾爾 你看到艾爾了嗎？ El! Do you see El?
隱形術 A spell of invisibility.
法師逃走後 她姐姐施展了最後一個咒語 Once the mage escaped, the sister cast one final spell.
你們看到的那個死去的法師不是真的 The mage you saw die was not real.
她是個幻覺 She was an illusion.
她去哪裏了呢？ Where did she go?
沒人知道 No one knows.
永遠不會有人知道 No one will ever know.
但我會想像 她在一個遙遠美麗的地方 But I'd… I'd like to imagine that she's in a beautiful land, somewhere far away.
她找到了一個可以定居的小鎮 She finds a small town to call home.
遠離黑手騎士團的迫害 Safe from the danger of the Black Hand.
就在這裏 And it is here,
她終於 at last,
找到了平靜 that she finds peace.
她終於找到了幸福 That she finally finds happiness.
這只是個理論 對吧？ And this is just a theory, right?
我們怎麼知道這是真的？ How do we know it's true?
我們不知道 We don't.
不能確定 Not for sure.
但我選擇相信這是真的 But I choose to believe that it is.
我相信 I believe.
各位！怎麼回事？千層面都要涼了！ Guys! What's going on? The lasagna's getting cold!
好 我們剛剛結束 馬上就上樓 Yeah, we… we just finished. We'll be right up.
麥克斯 盧卡斯 達斯汀 威爾 邁克
霍莉 我們怎麼玩這個遊戲？ Holly, how do we play this game?
天啊 小心點！ Jesus, watch out!
小心個鬼！ 你說一小時前就應該結束的！ Jeez yourself! You said you'd be done an hour ago!
看 我們有屬於自己的小城堡 Look, it's our own little castle.
我看一下說明書 找找有沒有新手戰役之類的 I'll look in the manual for like a starter campaign in here.
憑什麼由你當地下城主？ Why do you get to be Dungeon Master?
因為這是我的主意 而且這是我的家！ Because this was my idea, and this is my house!
你說這遊戲沒那麼書獃子氣的！ You told me this was not going to be nerdy!
太書獃子了！ 把他放下！ This is super nerdy! Put him down!
你剛剛放屁了嗎？ 沒有 Did you just fart? No.
有股味道 我要吐了 Something smells. I'm gonna puke.
就是殘餘的披薩味道 It's just old pizza.
殘餘的披薩聞起來不會一股屁味！ Old pizza doesn't smell like crusty ass!
怪在女孩們身上吧 Blame it on the girls.
不好意思 女孩子才不會放屁 就算放 聞起來也像玫瑰花 Excuse me, girls don't fart. If they do, it smells like roses.
聽霍莉的話！ Listen to Holly!
等你集中注意力了再還給你 我看不到！ You get these back when you focus! I can't see!
好吧！你可以當半身人！半身人！ Okay! You can be a halfling! A halfling!
你想要我 像這樣走來走去 然後摔倒嗎？ You want me to walk around like this and fall over?
不 你坐著 集中注意力！ No, you're sitting down and focusing!
把我的眼鏡還給我！ Give me my glasses back!
這什麼東西？ What is that?
請讓我當地下城主吧！ Please let me be Dungeon Master!
不行！你能把那個放下嗎？ No! Can you put that down?
好吧 所以你們可以選擇 矮人、精靈、地精… Okay, so you can choose dwarf, elf, gnome…
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