自从我们⋯ Ever since we...
你是我唯一⋯ You're the only person that I've ever...
不好意思 这有点奇怪 我平时不这样说话 Sorry, this is weird. I-I don't talk like this.
没事的 No, it's okay.
我感觉自己快要崩溃了 I feel like I'm coming apart.
我一直在想你 尼基 I think about you all the time, Nikki.
我努力不去想⋯ I try not to...
⋯你出现在我听的每首歌里 ...you're in every song I listen to.
你是那时唯一对我好的人 You were the only person who was nice to me
就是我刚搬来的时候 when I moved here.
起初 我以为你可能⋯ And at first, I thought maybe you...
后来我慢慢了解了你 Well, I realized who you are.
外婆走后 是你打来电话陪我 And then, after Nana passed, you were the one that called
哪怕我什么也说不出来 even when I didn't have anything to say
我们就那样静静地待着 and we just sat there.
所以我一直告诉自己 别说出来 So I keep telling myself, "Don't tell her.
她太好了 "She's too good.
你会⋯你会失去她 And she'll... you'll lose her."
但也许你应该知道⋯ But maybe you should know...
⋯我愿意为了你放弃一切 ...that I would choose you over everything.
-就这些了 -不不 停 -That's everything. -No, no. Stop.
-好吧 那太尬了 -天哪 我就知道 -Okay, th-th-that was cringey. -Oh, my God. I knew it.
-太肉麻了 -我真的很抱歉 -Way too much. -I-I'm so sorry.
我觉得挺甜蜜的 I thought that was sweet.
-我觉得很恶心 -我早该⋯ -I thought it was gross. -I-I should've...
-好 这次我想让你⋯ -不 我⋯ -Okay, this time I want you... -No, I...
我不会再来一遍的 哥们 I'm not doing it again, dude.
-太丢人了 -对对对 -That was so embarrassing. -Yeah, yeah.
那会吓⋯ 那把我吓坏了 That would freak... Th-Th-That freaked me out.
行吧 尼基听了会吐的 Okay? Nikki would vomit.
是你让我敞开心扉的 You told me to pour my heart out.
你知道我刚才多脆弱吗 Do you know how vulnerable I just got?
我低估你了 I underestimated you.
-你要不要送她点好东西？ -不不不 -What if you got her something nice? -No, no.
-我试试 -别送她任何东西 -I'll try that. -D-Don't get her anything.
哥们 你得收敛一点⋯ Dude, you got to be less...
对尼基不要这么肉麻 懂吗 way less sappy with Nikki, okay?
她不喜欢那套 真不喜欢 She doesn't like that shit. She doesn't.
鲜花 还有她说喜欢的那款糖？ Flowers, the candy that she said she likes?
谢谢你 Thank you.
什么 What?
谢谢你 Thank you.
你让我走？ You want me to go?
-嗯 如果你想的话 -哦 好好 行 -Yeah, if-if you want, yeah. -Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah.
不好意思⋯ 对不起让你那么做 I'm sorry that... I'm sorry I made you do that.
没事 没事的 你没问题 No. No, it's okay. You're okay.
-不 只是⋯ -就当换换脑子 -No, it-it just... -It's a fun break.
-就当⋯ -你很好 -Just pretend like... -You're good.
天哪 哥们 太丢人了 Oh, my God, dude, that was so embarrassing.
我们能走了吗 Can we leave?
好吧 还好我做了 那真的⋯太糟了 Yeah, well, thank God I did it. That was... that was awful.
谢谢你 Thank you for that.
你有没有真正地撩过尼基 Have you ever actually, like, flirted with Nikki?
制造浪漫 Invite romance.
-制造浪漫？ -逗她玩 -Invite romance? -Tease her.
-跟她开开玩笑 -对她刻薄？ -Be playfully mean with her. -Be mean to her?
玩笑式的刻薄 对 但要提怪怪尼基 Playfully mean, yeah, but bring up Freaky Nikki.
你想让我叫她怪怪尼基？ You want me to call her Freaky Nikki?
你知道她对这个很敏感 You know she's sensitive about that.
就说"嘿 记得以前被欺负的时候吗 Be like, "Hey, remember when you used to get bullied?
大家都叫你怪怪尼基" Everybody called you Freaky Nikki?"
她会说"天哪 She'll be like, "Oh, my God.
"不不 小熊 那都是⋯ 好久以前的事了 "Oh, no, Bear, that was... that was so long ago.
别这样 求你了" Don't. Please."
那样会让她心跳加速吗 And that will, like, take her breath away?
就说 Just say,
"尼基 我觉得我们哪天该去喝一杯" "Nikki, I think we should grab a drink sometime."
嗯 我们有时候一起喝 Yeah, I've grabbed drinks sometimes.
都是她邀请你的 She always invites you.
-对 正是 -我请你们 -Yeah, exactly. -I asked you guys not to come
不要来一次知识竞赛 to trivia for one night.
你不能在知识竞赛上约她 小熊 Y-You can't ask her out at trivia, Bear.
不行 我不会让你的 You can't. I-I'm not gonna let you.
那是个很自然的好时机 It's a good, organic time to ask.
我太爱知识竞赛夜了 I love trivia night.
那是我的全部 It's all I have.
我每个星期三醒来 I wake up every Wednesday
硬邦邦的 满脑子都是知识竞赛 rock hard, thinking about trivia.
天哪 我那副傻样真过不了这个槛 God, I can't get over how dumb I just looked.
你不能把我们每周的聚会 Y-You can't turn our weekly gathering
的情谊与才艺变成你的⋯ 你的⋯ of camaraderie and skill i-into your... your...
晚了七年的邀约 小熊 your seven-year-late promposal, Bear.
那我什么时候问 Then when do I ask?
随便什么时候都行 Any other time.
你有的是时间 All you have is time.
如果她对你这么重要的话⋯ If she means this much to you--
我知道她是 那就等 and I know she does-- wait.
等到合适的时机再行动 Do it at the right time.
好 我会等 Okay, I'll wait.
-我会做对的 -跟我一起说 -I'll do it right. -Now say it with me.
你有的是时间 All you have is time.
桑迪？ Sandy?
你怎么跑进去的 How did you get into these?
哦老天 Oh, man.
她为什么不能⋯ Why can't she...
痴迷
-嘿 -哇 你真是太幸运了 -Hey. -Wow, you are so lucky.
今天好忙啊 Today was so busy.
我需要好好休息一天 I needed a good day off.
对 当然 Oh, yeah. Definitely.
你工作好努力 You work so hard.
你知道的 You know I do.
哦 呃 你今晚几点来 Oh, uh, what time are you showing up tonight?
我想早点占位 I want to secure the spot early.
嗯 我⋯ Um, I'll...
我觉得今晚可能去不了了 I don't think I'm gonna make it tonight, actually.
唉 小熊 别这样 Aw, Bear, no.
我今晚想见你 I wanted to see you tonight.
我们需要你的大脑 We need your brain.
这周我们要打败破布标签队 We got to beat the Rag Tags this week.
呃 好吧 我是说⋯ Uh, well, I mean...
我⋯ I...
我⋯我今晚可能去不了 I-I don't... I don't think I can tonight.
我有些事情要处理 I'm just catching up on some stuff.
我有件事想告诉你 I was gonna tell you something.
什么 What?
我是说 我现在说吗 I mean, should I, like, tell you now?
什么 What?
对 我打算提前两周辞职 Yeah, so I'm putting in my two weeks.
真的？ Really?
为什么 How come?
我不知道 I don't know.
对 时间快到了 小熊 所以嗯⋯ Yeah, we're kind of running out of time, Bear, so, um...
你知道 可能想跳过那些东西 you know, might want to skip that stuff
你在做的那些 you're working on.
你说得对 You're right.
-今晚就是了 -操！ -Tonight's the night. -Shit!
该死！ Goddamn it!
你没事吧 Are you okay?
不 我刚把水晶项链掉进下水道了 No, I just dropped my crystal necklace down the drain.
抱歉 Sorry.
她为什么要这么说 Why would she even say that?
嘿 呃 我们快关门了 Hey, uh, we're closing soon,
如果你需要什么告诉我一声 so let me know if you need anything.
-谢谢 -对 嗯 我知道 -Thank you. -Right. Yeah, I know.
瑞恩也这么说 所以不只我一个这么觉得 Ryan was saying that, too, so I'm not the only one.
哦 你肯定不是唯一一个 Oh, you're definitely not the only one.
-我知道 -嘿 呃 不好意思 -I know. -Hey, uh, sorry.
我确实需要帮助 I-I do need help.
呃 你们有水晶项链吗 Um, do you have, uh, crystal necklaces?
有 这里 我拿给你看 Yeah. Yeah, here, let me show you.
不是 因为那正是我之前说的 No, honestly, 'cause that's what I was saying before.
什么意思 你到底在说什么 Like, what? What are you even talking about?
天哪 太疯狂了 Oh, my God, that's crazy.
-什么 -不 -What? -No.
等一下 Hold on a second.
嗯 这些是我们有的全部 Um, so this is all we have.
对 每块石头都有它自己的 Yeah, each rock has its own
某种独特的能量之类的 kind of unique energy and whatever.
紫水晶能带来平静和清醒 So, the amethyst is for calmness, clarity,
粉水晶能招来爱情什么的 and then the rose quartz attracts, like, love and shit.
哪个适合⋯ 好的⋯ What's one that's, like, good...
正能量或者好的气场？ energy or, like, good vibes?
大概是黄水晶 Probably the citrine.
我是说 它基本上就是石头里的阳光 I mean, it's basically sunshine in a rock.
好的 谢谢 Okay. Thanks.
嗯 还有什么需要的告诉我 Yeah. Let me know if you need anything else.
石头里的阳光 Sunshine in a rock.
不是 因为昨天午饭 Well, no, 'cause yesterday at lunch,
贝卡那副样子⋯ 对 Becca was being, like, such a... Yeah.
尼基会讨厌那样的 Nikki would hate that.
不是 那正是我的意思 No, that's what I'm saying.
她还带着瑞恩去？ And then her bringing Ryan with her?
我就在想 你到底在搞什么 I was like, "What are you even doing?"
真的吗 Like, really?
你知道我们根本不喜欢他 You know we don't even like him.
真烦死人了 Just so annoying.
说真的 那正是我在说的⋯ Honestly, 'cause that's what I was saying...
许愿柳
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什么 不买水晶了？ What, no crystal?
我喜欢这个 I like this.
对 自从上架就很受欢迎 Yeah, well, they've been pretty popular since we put them out.
你知道 大家都想许愿 You know, everybody wants a wish.
反正不是给我的 所以⋯ Well, it's not for me, so...
好吧 那别回来抱怨 Okay, well, don't come back complaining.
人家会来抱怨这个吗⋯ Do people complain about these or...?
嗯 它们有点像收藏品 Well, they're kind of like collectibles,
所以有些人不打开 但打开的人 so some people don't open them, but the people who do,
会回来抱怨 you know, come back and complain.
因为是骗局还是⋯ 'Cause it's a scam or...?
嘿 我们不是骗子 好吗 Hey, man, we're not scammers, okay?
不不 我不是说你是骗子 No, no, I don't mean that you're a scammer,
就是 他们为什么会抱怨 but just, like, why do they complain?
因为他们很生气 'Cause they're mad
-因为没用？ -对 或者随便什么原因 -'cause it doesn't work? -Yeah, or whatever.
还是因为起作用了 毁了他们的生活？ Or it does work and it, like, ruins their lives?
或者他们死了 或者希望自己死了 Or they die or wish they were dead.
你很厉害 真的很厉害 You're good, very good.
对 你可以写评论去 Yeah, you could write a review.
这个要七⋯ This is gonna be seven...
你去过吉他中心吗 Have you ever even been into a Guitar Center?
-没有 -那里的琴都没调音 -No. -They aren't all tuned.
-所以说⋯ -又不是为了吉他 -So, basically... -It's not about the guitars,
-你心里清楚 -那帮青少年他妈在 -and you know that. -Those teenagers are fucking
弹得跟弹贝斯一样 那些破展示弦⋯ slapping it like a bass, and the shitty demo strings--
-别让我说 -女士们 拜托 -don't even get me started. -Ladies, please.
他又不指望琴一直保持调音状态 He doesn't expect them to be tuned all the time.
如果你在写书或者什么的⋯ If you're working on your book or whatever...
-女孩们 -⋯或者你在上班的时候 -Girls. -...or you're on the clock,
-正好可以打发时间 -天哪 -it would give you something to do. -Oh, my God.
有顾客的时候我从不写书 I never work on my book when there are customers
在店里 所以这有什么关系 in the store, so why does it matter?
我知道 但是我回家后 I know, but look, I'm the one that has to go home
要听我爸整晚抱怨我的朋友 and hear my dad complain about my friends all night.
我只是让你假装 I'm just asking you to pretend
-在工作 -什么 -like you're working. -What?
-就是⋯ -说说容易 -Just, like... -I mean, it's easy
-你当然这么说 -不是 -for you to say... -No.
⋯你都要去纹身学校了 ...when you're leaving for tattoo school.
那是艺术学校 我还没录上 It's art school, and I haven't gotten in yet.
我以为你被卢瑟录了 I thought you got into Luther.
不 我说的是我想去卢瑟 No, I said I want to go to Luther.
-抱歉 我没搞清⋯ -还有机会 -Sorry, I didn't... -Still have a shot.
-好 -抱歉 -回头见 -Good. -Sorry. -Later.
-我只是不想让你惹麻烦 -回头见 -I-I just don't want you to get in trouble. -Later.
-我知道 宝贝 爱你 -爱你 -I know, babe. I love you. -I love you.
你们他妈的在干什么 What the fuck are you guys doing?
-呃⋯ -伊恩就是在逗我 -Uh... -Ian's just messing with me.
我一看 这两个人就在⋯ I look over, and these two are just...
嘿 别闹了 Hey, cut the shit.
嘿 能不能专心点？这对我很重要 Hey, can we focus up? This is, uh, this is very serious to me.
我去拿几杯烈酒 I'm gonna go get some shots.
-好主意 尼基 -我⋯我陪你去 -Great idea, Nikki. -I'll-I'll come with you.
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you. Thank you.
你们他妈的在干什么 What the fuck were you guys doing?
之后说 After.
四杯龙舌兰 Four shots of tequila, please.
嗯 还要别的吗 Um, and anything else?
我要一杯椰林飘香 I'll get a piña colada.
椰林飘香？ A piña colada?
别嘲笑我点的酒 Don't make fun of my drink.
-什么 -我喜欢 -What? -I like a man
能接触自己阴柔一面的男人 who's in touch with his feminine side.
-那有什么阴柔的 -不是阴柔 -Why is that feminine? -It's not.
我不喜欢酒精的味道 I don't like the taste of the alcohol.
-好吧 给你来杯果汁 -哇 -Yeah, we'll get you juice. -Wow.
等等 那你今天做的 Wait, so what was the important stuff
-那些重要的事是什么 -很多 -on the phone today? -A lot.
我做了很多真的很重要的事 I did a lot of really important things.
-就这些？ -打扫了 -That? -Cleaned.
-嗯 -我报税了 -Mm. -I did my taxes.
-我做了⋯ -你看了一整天电视 -I did... -You watched TV all day.
对 就这些 Yeah, that's all I did.
小熊 Bear.
所以呃 我在想⋯ So, uh, I was thinking...
刷卡买酒吗 Got a card for the shots?
呃 有 Uh, yes.
我来 I got it.
好吧 好 有 Okay, fine. Yes.
你可以⋯ 但我觉得⋯ You can... But I think...
-啊 -我说我来 -Ah. -I said I got it.
你得再快点 Yeah, you got to be quicker than that.
谢谢 Thank you.
不客气 You're welcome.
总之 嗯⋯ Anyway, um...
-我去了店里⋯ -开还是不开？ -I went to the store... -Open or closed?
哦 开着 宝贝 Oh. Open, babe.
我只是想说我⋯ I was just trying to say that I...
你说你的项链掉了⋯ you said you dropped your necklace...
大家 莎拉刚告诉我她爸在 Guys, Sarah just told me that her dad keeps a gun
-休息室保险箱里放着把枪 -哇 -in the break room safe. -Wow.
你说真的？ Are you serious?
真的 Dead serious.
我觉得他应该 I feel like he, like,
提一下这件事的 should've mentioned that or something.
锁着的话就不用提 没事的 Not if it's locked away. It's fine.
天哪 对不起 你刚在说什么来着 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Um, you were saying something.
对 你在说什么 Yeah, what were you saying?
我只是想说 I was just saying,
嗯 我⋯ 我⋯ 我之后再说 um, I... I'll just... I'll tell you later.
没事 我⋯我去了那个⋯ It's fine. I-I got... I went to this...
没想到我们都要去酒吧集体出游 Didn't realize we were all taking a field trip to the bar.
-哦啦啦 -好 -Ooh la la. -All right.
-敬⋯好 -行 嗯 -To... Okay. -Fine, yeah.
我们敬什么 What are we cheers-ing to?
敬桑迪 To Sandy.
-谢谢今晚来 -哦 -Thanks for coming out tonight. -Oh.
-知识竞赛时间到 -嗯嗯 好 -It is trivia time. -Mm-mm. All right.
-跟往常一样⋯ -把这帮混蛋干掉 对吧 -And as always... -Let's get these fuckers, huh?
-好 -就是你 臭婊子 -All right. -Yeah, I'm looking at you, bitch.
-开始了 -⋯将赢得100美元Visa礼卡 -Here we go. -...will win a $100 Visa.
为什么敬桑迪 Why to Sandy?
-她死了 -今晚的主题将是⋯ -She died. -And tonight's theme is going to be...
-什么 -⋯早期电影知识竞赛 -What? -...early film trivia.
桑迪死了 Sandy died.
好 第一题是两部分的⋯ Okay, this first one's a two-parter...
-什么 -对 -What? -Yeah.
⋯两部分都要回答 开始了 ...and you have to answer both. Here we go.
真的吗 Really?
这部动画片里有一个蓝色神灯精灵 This animated film features a blue genie
-能实现三个愿望 -小熊 我真的很遗憾 -that can grant three wishes. -Bear, I'm so sorry.
哦 没事的 Oh, it's okay.
这部电影叫什么⋯ What is the name of this movie...?
大家安静 Guys, settle down.
-小熊 -安静 -Bear. -Settle down.
走吧 傻瓜们 我们去格里多餐厅 Come on, douchebags. We're going to Greedo's.
不了 求你了 我就想回家 No, please. I just want to go home.
你要拒绝卡拉OK？ You're saying no to karaoke?
我要拒绝的是烂歌手和黏糊糊的桌面 I'm saying no to bad singers and sticky tabletops
我就想回家睡觉 when I just want to go home and sleep.
那好 谁来跳舞 All right, so who's gonna dance
当我把整场都秀成瘦子沙迪谁来跳舞 when I "Slim Shady" the whole joint?
"谁来跳舞 当我 "Who's gonna dance when I
瘦子沙迪整场的时候" 'Slim Shady' the whole joint?"
等等 伊恩 我们来个二重唱 Wait, Ian, let's do a duet.
-去死吧 -《歌舞青春》？ -Fuck that. -High School Musical?
莎拉来唱 给我个G音 Sarah will sing. Give me a G.
那他妈是什么声音 What the fuck was that?
-不 莎拉唱得太差了 -给我闭嘴 -No, Sarah sucks. -Shut the fuck up.
-能送我回家吗 -兄弟 -Can you just please take me home? -Bro.
-我就想睡觉 -尼基⋯ -I just want to go to bed. -Nikki...
今天好累 我不想去 I had a long day. I don't want to go
下一个酒吧跟你们喝了 to the next fucking bar with you guys.
我的车要去格里多 尼基 My car's headed to Greedo's, Nikki.
-顺路送她 -来嘛 -We could drop her off on the way. -Come on!
我可以送你回家 I could take you home.
你真是个麻烦精 兄弟 You're a real piece of work, man.
-谢谢 -小熊 -Thank you. -Bear.
-不 小熊 你必须来 -去死吧 -No, Bear, you have to come. -Fuck that.
-我太累了 -去你的 -I'm too tired. -Fuck you.
有人带现金吗 Does anybody have cash?
呃 我好像有20块 Uh, I think I have a 20.
哦 你真是天使 Oh, you're an angel.
-好 -我还你！ -Okay. -I'll pay you back!
可别忘了 You can't have it.
太好了 刚给人包了一周的海洛因 Great, just bought a guy's heroin for the week.
你肯定知道市价 You would know the street price.
♪ 遇见另一个人 才懂什么是爱 ♪ ♪ You don't know love till you meet another one ♪
♪ 教你如何成长 ♪ ♪ Show you how to grow up ♪
♪ 因为你知道无需成为某人 ♪ ♪ 'Cause you know there's no need to be someone ♪
♪ 需要人陪时 感觉麻木 ♪ ♪ Feeling so numb when I need somebody ♪
♪ 虽然这并不好笑 ♪ ♪ Even though it's not funny ♪
♪ 你知道那种需要 需要⋯的感觉吗 ♪ ♪ Do you know what it's like to need, need... ♪
好了 小熊 准备好了吗 All right, Bear, you ready?
-晚安 大家 -好 -Good night, guys. -Okay.
天哪 伊恩 Jesus, Ian.
-拜拜 -平安回家 好吗 -Bye. -Get home safe, okay?
-天哪 你他妈真烦 你⋯ -伊恩 -God, you're so fucking annoying, you... -Ian.
送你的女孩平安回家 Get your girl home safe.
恶心 别那么说 Ew. Don't say it like that.
再见 小熊 See you later, Bear.
好了 小熊 我们他妈的走吧 All right, Bear, let's get the fuck out of here.
-好 走 -这帮废物去死 -All right. Let's go. -Fuck these losers.
我们去喝个痛快 Let's go get fucked up.
-对 小熊 去你的 -走了 -Yeah, Bear, fuck you. -Let's go.
很遗憾你的猫 拜伦 Sorry about your cat, Baron.
没事 It's okay.
其实不好 但是⋯ Well, it's not, but...
我觉得还没缓过来 I don't think it's, like, hit me yet.
缓过来的时候你可以随时给我打电话 You know you can always call me when it does.
我知道 I know.
不能每天见到你会很奇怪 It's gonna be weird not seeing you every day.
就是 在那里我不开心 Just, I'm not happy there.
那只是一份工作 尼基 I mean, it's just a job, Nikki.
对 但我想写作 Yeah, well, I want to write.
-我是说 你在写啊 -不 我⋯ -I mean, you are. -No, I...
我感觉我需要一次重大的人生改变 I feel like I need a big life change.
我感受不到爱 而我想要感受爱 I'm not feeling love, and I want to feel love
如果我想让故事活起来的话 if I want to bring the story to life.
爱？ Love?
那是言情故事 So it's a romance.
不 不是言情 是爱情故事 No, it's not a romance. It's a love story.
那不一样吗 Isn't that the same thing?
你知道吗 你是唯一一个 You know, you're the only person
能让我真正倾诉这些的人 that I get to really talk to about this stuff.
你对我也一样 You are, too.
尤其是在工作上 Especially at work.
你不是一堵完全封闭的墙 You're not a complete brick wall.
我可别忘了 Oh. Um, don't let me forget.
我⋯我给你带了东西 I-I... I got you something.
什么 What?
你会看到的 You'll see.
恶心 不 那个⋯ Ew. No. That...
为什么这让我紧张 Why does that make me nervous?
我不知道 I don't know.
反应挺奇怪的 That's an odd reaction.
你知道吗 莎拉今天问了一整天你的事 You know, Sarah was asking about you all day today.
你有什么感觉 How do you feel about that?
你在问我对莎拉有没有感情？ You're asking if I have feelings for Sarah?
我在问你对莎拉有什么感觉 I'm asking how you feel about Sarah,
如果你对她的感觉是暗恋 and if how you feel about her is having a crush on her,
那就是你对她的感觉了 then that would be how you feel about her.
我喜欢她当朋友 I like her as a friend.
天哪 我就猜到了 God. I figured.
她他妈太明显了 She's so fucking obvious.
对 确实 Yeah, she is.
我暗恋一个人的时候 没人知道 When I have a crush on a guy, no one knows.
晚安 Good night.
尼基 等等 Nikki, wait.
什么 What?
我本来想问你 嗯⋯ I was gonna ask you, um...
我⋯我思路断了 I-I lost my train of thought.
-晚安 -晚安 -Good night. -Good night.
嘿 你还记得在兰多老师课上 Hey, do you remember in Mr. Lando's class
我忘了带吹嘴 when, uh, I forgot my mouthpiece
他那天心情特别差 and he was, like, in a really pissy mood that day
你说你有备用的 and you told me you had an extra one?
然后你把你的给了我 但是⋯ And then you gave me yours, but, like...
小熊 兰多喜欢我 Bear, Lando liked me.
你那时如履薄冰 懂吗 You were on thin ice, okay?
晚安 Good night.
晚安 怪怪尼基 Good night, Freaky Nikki.
恶心 别叫我那个 Ew. Don't call me that.
我知道 开玩笑的 I know. I was kidding.
-你知道我不喜欢 -对不起 -You know I don't like that. -Sorry.
我知道 对不起 I know. I'm sorry.
你喜欢我吗 Do you like me?
什么 What?
因为如果你喜欢 现在就是告诉我的时候了 'Cause if you do, now is the time to tell me.
我觉得我们是好朋友 I think we're good friends.
好 晚安 Good. Good night.
为什么？ Why?
这什么情况 What the fuck?
"许愿柳 "One Wish Willow.
惊艳你的朋友 你只有一个愿望" Amaze your friends. You only get one wish."
我希望尼基·弗里曼爱我 I wish Nikki Freeman loved me
胜过这个世界上任何人 more than anyone in the fucking world.
这什么情况 What the fuck?
我只是要查一下路线 Uh, I just had to pull up directions.
你说有东西要给我？ You said you had something for me?
我⋯我落在家里了 Uh, I-I left it at home.
嗯 我明天带去上班 Um, I can bring it to work tomorrow.
好 晚安 Okay. Good night.
也许你想进来坐坐？ Maybe you want to come inside?
我是说 我的猫刚没了 小熊 I mean, I did just lose my cat, Bear.
你的猫没了？ You lost your cat?
哦 等等 Oh, wait.
我的意思是⋯ 我是说你的猫没了 Uh, I mean... I mean you lost your cat.
我很遗憾 I'm so sorry.
节哀顺变 I'm so sorry for your loss.
你⋯我们要不要⋯ Do you... Should we...
你要进来吗 还是⋯ Do you want to come inside or...?
尼基⋯ Nikki...
你还好吗 are you okay?
你还好吗 Are you okay?
你说的是因为猫的事吗 Am I okay because of the cat?
-嗯 我没事 -你为什么不进来 -Yeah, I'm fine. -Why don't you come inside,
我们喝点东西 聊聊你的猫 and we can have some drinks and talk about your cat.
对不起 嗯 I'm sorry. Yeah.
尼基 我有点困惑 Nikki, I'm confused.
-我觉得你喝醉了 -没有！ -I think you're drunk. -No!
我没有⋯ I'm not act...
等等 这什么情况 Wait, what the fuck?
尼基 你怎么了 你没事吧 Nikki, what the fuck? Are you okay?
我表现得好奇怪 I'm acting so weird.
这太奇怪了 This is so weird.
这什么情况 What the fuck?
-你为什么⋯ -不 不 -Why are you... -No. No.
-你在干什么⋯ -来嘛 -What are you do... -Come on.
-来嘛 来嘛 -这什么情况 -Come on. Come on. -What the fuck?
不对 不 Actually, no.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
我知道你想干什么 I know what you're trying to do.
这什么情况 What the fuck?
尼基 不要 你为什么上我车 Nikki, no. Why are you getting in my car?
去你家吧 Let's go to your place.
你真的把我吓到了 You are honestly freaking me out.
天哪 不 God, no.
我从来没见过你这样 I have never seen you act like this before.
你他妈怎么了 What the fuck is wrong with you?
我肯定⋯ I must be...
状态很差 pretty fucked up.
对 我知道 所以我觉得你应该回家⋯ Yes, I know, which is why I think you should go home...
⋯明天我们再继续 ...and we'll pick this up tomorrow.
不行 Can't do that.
我不确定自己现在能不能一个人待着 I just don't know if I can be alone right now.
为什么 Why?
我爸快死了 My dad's dying.
尼基 不会吧 Nikki, no.
-我很遗憾 -我刚踏进家门一步 -I'm so sorry. -I just took one step
就进不去了 inside my house, and I couldn't.
我们能走吗 求你了 Can we go, please?
你想去哪 Where do you want to go?
就这里 This is it.
这里⋯ It's, uh...
比你上个地方大 It's bigger than your last place.
对 嗯 这是外婆的 Yeah. Um, it was Grandma's.
我留下来了 I got to keep it.
这里有你的味道 It smells like you.
什么意思 是臭吗 What do you mean? Does it smell bad?
不 不臭 就是你的味道 No. No, just you.
很好闻 It's nice.
我喜欢这里 I like it here.
如果你需要水或者毛巾 Let me know if you need, like, water or towels
或者布洛芬什么的 告诉我 好吗 or, I don't know, Advil or something, okay?
-对不起 之前有点奇怪 -没有 -I'm sorry I was weird earlier. -No.
不用道歉 No need to apologize.
只是 嗯⋯ Just, um...
需要多少空间和时间都给你 take all the space or time that you need.
晚安 Good night.
等等 Wait.
你能跟我睡吗 Can you sleep with me?
求你了 Please?
-嗯⋯ -求你了 我只是⋯ -Um... -Please. I just...
我会脑子转个不停 一整晚盯着天花板 I'll get in my head all night and stare at the ceiling.
求你了 Please?
你没事吧 Are you okay?
考虑到情况 还好 Given the circumstances, yeah.
♪ 我只想让你哭 ♪ ♪ I just want to make you cry ♪
♪ 为了你让我哭的那些时候 ♪ ♪ For all those times you made me cry ♪
天哪 我太需要这个了 God, I needed this.
♪ 为了我们曾经共度的那些时光 ♪ ♪ For all those times we used to know ♪
真的吗 Really?
♪ 在那些电视节目里 ♪ ♪ On those television shows ♪
为什么 Why?
我真的很遗憾你的猫 小熊 I'm really sorry about your cat, Bear.
我⋯我觉得你那边更惨 I... I think you got me beat on that one.
♪ 我有幻觉 ♪ ♪ I'm having tele-visions ♪
等等 Wait.
♪ 我有幻觉 ♪ ♪ I'm having tele-visions. ♪
这什么情况 What the fuck?
这什么情况！这什么情况！ What the fuck?! What the fuck?!
-什么 什么 什么 -天哪 -What? What? What? -Oh, my God.
-我很抱歉 -你亲了我 -I'm so sorry. -You kissed me.
我知道 我⋯我以为我看到了什么 I know. I-I... I thought I saw something.
-那他妈是什么 -我不知道 -What the fuck was that? -I don't know.
-对不起 对不起 -不不不不不 -I'm sorry. I'm sorry. -No, no, no, no, no.
-尼基 那他妈是什么 -我不知道 我只是⋯ -Nikki, what the fuck was that? -I don't know. I just...
我们能⋯能睡了吗 Can we... Can we sleep?
对不起 I'm sorry.
你不用道歉 只是⋯ You don't have to be sorry. Just...
操 你让我感觉好像我做了什么 Shit, you made me feel like I did something
-你不喜欢的事 -没有 -you didn't like. -No.
对不起 对不起 我只是⋯ I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just...
-我以为我看到了什么 -天哪 -I thought I saw something. -Oh, my God.
-你把我吓坏了 -那是恐慌发作 -You scared the shit out of me. -It was a panic attack.
什么 What?
那是恐慌发作 It was a panic attack.
-真的吗 -嗯 -Really? -Yeah.
我只是迷失了 I'm just so lost.
没事的 It's okay.
你在干什么 What were you doing?
我只是去洗手间 I-I was just going to the bathroom.
你能陪我躺着吗 Can you lay with me?
我不确定 尼基 I don't know, Nikki.
求你了 Please?
不 你应该喜欢的 No, you're supposed to like it.
尼基 你⋯ Nikki, you...
这是纪念 我⋯ It's a memorial. I...
不 这很奇怪 No, it's fucked up.
嗯 我不觉得奇怪 小熊 Well, I don't know if it's fucked, Bear.
不 就是 No, it is.
那是好事吗 Is that good?
那怎么会是好事 Why would that be good?
-哦 尼基 -什么 -Oh, Nikki. -What?
给我看看不工作的那架插电键盘 Show me the plug-in keyboard that isn't working,
我不想给人借口来⋯ 'cause I don't want to give some Karen an excuse to...
-卡特 不要说"凯伦" -什么 -Carter. Don't say "Karen." -What?
不是 那不就是指那种说不的人吗 No, but isn't that someone that says no?
不行 卡特 你不能那么说 No, Carter. You can't say that.
-哦 为什么 -里面有人 -Oh. Why? -There's people inside.
-就⋯ 好吧 走 -好的 -Just... Okay, let's go. -Yes.
走 走 Go. Go.
什么情况 What the fuck?
昨晚他妈发生了什么 What the fuck happened last night?
你不会相信的 You're not gonna believe
我刚经历的那个疯狂的夜晚 哥们 the crazy fucking night that I just had, dude.
-你他妈睡了尼基 你这坏小子 -没有 没有 -You fucked Nikki, you dog. -No. No.
-你跟她说了什么 -没有 我没睡她 哥们 -What did you say to her? -No, I didn't fuck her, dude.
我就是看见你们一起进来了 I just saw you come in together.
-嗯 好吧⋯ -她睡在那了？ -Yeah, well... -Did she sleep over?
顺便说一声 你得打卡了 By the way, you got to clock in.
-伊恩 -你你在怕什么 -Ian. -What-what are you afraid of?
莎拉？ Sarah?
就当我们在⋯ 笑 Just pretend like we're... Laugh.
我觉得尼基遇到什么事了 I think Nikki is going through something.
-什么 -我不知道 哥们 -What? -I don't know, dude.
她表现得他妈非常奇怪 She was acting super fucking weird.
就是 她会⋯ Like, she would, like...
什么意思 她还好吗 Like, what? Is she okay?
不 No.
-她有没有告诉你怎么了 -有 大概 -Did she tell you what's wrong? -Like, sort of,
但我觉得不止这些 but I think there's more.
那他妈是什么 Well, what the fuck is it?
-让她自己告诉你 -你他妈提了 -I'm gonna let her tell you. -Don't fucking bring it up
又不跟我说 and then don't tell me,
-你他妈的混蛋 -她爸得了癌症 -you fucking asshole. -Her dad has cancer.
-真的？ -她这么跟我说的 -Really? -That's what she told me.
她那个在华盛顿的 她根本不在乎的爸？ Her dad in Washington that she doesn't care about?
还是会难受的 我想 我不知道 It still hurts, I guess. I don't know.
-嗯 嗯 -但我觉得不止这些 -Yeah. Yeah. -But I think it's more than that.
就是 我觉得她好像是在⋯ Like, I think she's having, like,
精神崩溃还是什么的 a mental breakdown or something.
就是 她会突然崩溃 Like, she would, like, freak out,
然后又突然切换回开心模式 and then she would, like, snap back to happy.
什么情况 你在开玩笑吗 What the fuck? Are-are you joking?
她开始亲我 然后哭了 She started kissing me and then crying.
他妈真的很奇怪 It was really fucking weird.
呃 所以你跟她表白了 然后⋯ Uh, so you told her how you felt, and then...
我没告诉她 I didn't tell her.
什么 What?
-我没告诉她 -你⋯ -I didn't tell her. -You...
-她⋯她在亲你？ -我说的就是这个 -Sh-She was kissing you? -That's what I'm saying.
这他妈怎么说得通 And how exactly does that make fucking sense?
我不知道 哥们 我觉得她需要认真帮助 I don't know, dude. I think she needs serious help.
然后她⋯她哭了？ And sh... and she was crying?
对 然后她就切换回正常了 Yes, and then she would, like, snap back to normal.
真的很可怕 就像⋯精神失常一样 It was terrifying. It was, like, psychotic.
我不知道 然后⋯她想让我⋯ I don't know. And then... and then she wanted me to, like,
抱着她睡 cuddle and sleep with her.
-你睡了吗 -没有 -Did you? -No.
-要是你睡了那就完了 兄弟 -我没有 -'Cause that'd be fucked up if you did, bro. -I didn't.
-我他妈睡地板上的 -别骗我 -I was sleeping on the fucking floor. -Don't fuck with me.
她把我吓坏了 She was freaking me out.
你觉得她又嗑摇头丸了？ You think she was on Molly again?
我的意思是 我不觉得⋯ I mean, I don't think...
-也许 -对 哥们 -Maybe. -Yeah, dude.
听起来她他妈嗑了摇头丸 It sounds like she was on fucking Molly.
嗯 也许 Yeah, maybe.
-我去跟她谈 -等等 等等 -I'm gonna go talk to her. -Wait, wait.
她还在看吗 Is she still looking?
对 一直在看 Yep, totally. She's looking.
-不要奇怪 -能不能 -Don't be weird. -Can you just
冷静下来他妈打个卡 chill the fuck out and clock the fuck in?
拜伦 我需要你弹奏《月亮河》 Baron, I'm gonna need you to play "Moon River"
-给那个⋯ -嘿 小熊 -on the piano for that... -Hey, Bear.
⋯键盘区那个14岁的废物熊孩子 ...14-year-old shit brick in keyboards.
嘿 小熊 Hey, Bear.
莎拉 亲爱的 去把打击乐器补货好吗 Sarah, honey, will you stock up percussion?
好了 来吧 大家 今天很忙 All right, come on, guys. Big day today.
要来一波高峰 We're gonna have a rush.
哥们 那种事之后我他妈需要来一杯 Dude, I need a fucking drink after that shit.
太疯狂了 That was insane.
-跟你说了吧 -我给自己倒⋯ -Told you. -I'm pouring myself a...
我今天到此为止了 I'm calling it a night.
-嗯⋯ -祝你一切顺利 -Um... -Have a good one.
-谢谢 -再见 -Thank you. -See ya.
-平安回家 拜 -呃 尼基 -Get home safe. Bye. -Uh, Nikki,
我今天可能没办法送你回家 I don't know if I can take you home today.
我知道 我只是去拿包 I know. I'm just grabbing my purse.
好了吗 Ready?
呃 不好意思 Uh, excuse me.
-你要送她吗 -嗯 -Are you gonna take her? -Yeah.
我送她 I'm gonna take her.
相信我 Trust me.
再见 大家 Bye, guys.
再见 See ya.
我看了大概三个不同的网站 I looked at, like, three different websites,
-然后⋯ -嗯 -and, like... -Yeah.
我觉得她⋯ I think she was...
-嗯 -你跟她谈了吗 -Yeah. -Did you talk to her?
-嗯 谈了 -她说什么 -Yeah, I did. -What did she say?
呃 她⋯她很好 Uh, sh-she's... she's good.
一切都好 Everything's good.
她没有特别看你或者什么 She wasn't, like, looking at you or anything.
她一直在盯着我看 而且⋯ She was staring at me, and...
也许 但我只是在跟她说话 Maybe, but I-I was just talking to her.
她在看我们两个 She was looking at both of us.
看起来好像我们在说她 It looked like we were talking about her,
所以就是这样 so that explains it.
你们是一起进来的 You guys walked in together.
-我就给她打电话 -呃 也许别打 -I'm gonna just call her. -Uh, maybe don't.
别那么做 Don't do that.
因为你知道 我们只是⋯在聊天 'Cause, you know, we're just... we're chatting.
-就⋯ -等一下 -Just... -Hold on.
听起来你要去跟她说话 It sounds like you're gonna talk to her.
小熊⋯ Bear...
-嘿 小熊 -哦 -Hey, Bear. -Oh.
-嘿 -我去冲了个澡 -Hey. -I had to shower,
然后不知道穿什么 and I didn't know what to wear.
为什么 For what?
关于昨晚的事 我真的很抱歉 我嗯⋯ So, I'm really sorry about last night. I, um...
-没事 -伊恩告诉我你被吓到了 -No. -Ian told me you were freaked out.
我只是很庆幸我当时在那 我想 I'm just glad I could be there, I guess.
对 嗯 我大概不该嗑那些东西的 Yeah, um, so I probably shouldn't have taken anything.
所以⋯ So...
我嗑了摇头丸 I was on MDMA.
-对 -然后⋯ 很high -Right. -And... wasted.
没事的 That's okay.
你⋯ Do you...
记得⋯ remember...
那些事吗 stuff?
有些 我是说⋯ Some of it. I mean...
所以如果我当时很奇怪 那就是原因 我爸让我很崩溃 So, if I was weird, that's why, and my dad made me a mess,
所以我做了些平时不会做的事 and so I did things I probably wouldn't have done otherwise.
我不是说你占了我便宜 And I'm not saying that you took advantage of me.
尼基 我不知道你嗑了东西 Nikki, I didn't know you were on drugs.
我就是这个意思 我没那么说 That's what I'm saying. I'm not saying that.
-没说什么 -你占了我便宜 -Not saying what? -You took advantage of me.
我不觉得⋯我没有 I don't think... I didn't.
我知道 所以⋯ I know. That's why...
-我是说你没有 -好 -I'm saying you didn't. -Okay.
好 Good.
我只是 嗯 不太想⋯ I just, um, don't like to...
我真的很珍视我们之间的东西 I really like what we have,
我想对一些事坦诚 and I want to be honest about some things,
对我来说真的很重要 and it's really important for me.
没事 嗯 你知道 我理解 It's okay. Um, you know, I-I get it.
我理解 I get it.
我知道你喜欢我 小熊 I know you like me, Bear.
为什么 你喜欢我吗 Why? Do you like me?
如果我说是 你会不会觉得可怕 Would it freak you out if I said yes?
你有这种感觉多久了 How long have you felt that way?
就是慢慢产生的 It's just happened over time.
从圣诞节开始 然后⋯ Started during Christmas, and...
我不知道 就是⋯ I don't know, it just...
然后 昨晚 我看到了我们可能⋯ Then, last night, I saw what we could...
你对我有感情吗 Do you have feelings for me?
嗯 有 Yeah, I do.
我写的是"乐队成员" 然后她让我改了 And I wrote, "In a band," and then she made me change it.
然后你凑过来 耳语⋯ And then you leaned in, and you whispered...
"我愿意加入你的乐队" "I'll be in your band."
你爸怎么样了 How's your dad doing?
我们能不谈这个吗 Can we not talk about that?
那你想做什么 so what do you want to do?
我是说 我从没真正问过 I mean, I never really asked.
嗯 这不全是你的错 Well, that's not all your fault.
我是说 我有点不爱说 我想 I mean, I'm kind of private, I guess.
你想？ You guess?
有人这么说过 I've been told.
-谁 -伊恩 -By who? -Ian.
其实是你 You, actually.
你有一次这么告诉我 You told me that once.
我说过？ I did?
你叫我一本合上的书 You called me a closed book.
嗯 我想一本合上的书的好处是 Well, I guess the good thing about a closed book is
我可以从头开始读 I get to read it from the start.
也许当个美食评论家什么的 Maybe a food critic or something.
你往牛排上放番茄酱 You put ketchup on your steak.
我走进去 他们会说 I'll come in, and they'll be like,
"嘿 你不是那个美食达人吗" "Hey, aren't you the food guy?"
我会说"请叫我三口贝利" And I'll say, "Please, call me Three-Bite Bailey."
然后他们会给我上四道菜 And then they will serve me a four-course meal,
我掏出钱包 他们会说 and I'll pull out my wallet, and they'll say,
"不不不 先生 今晚免单" "No, no, no, sir, please, tonight, on the house."
然后我还有稿费 And then I get paid.
流程就是这样吗 Is that how that goes?
我真的不知道 I actually don't know.
好了 我的小美食评论家 Okay, my little food critic,
这个面包评分如何 what's the verdict on this bread?
-这个面包？ -嗯嗯 -This bread? -Mm-hmm.
嗯 稍微有点老了 但黄油弥补了这一点 Hmm. Slightly stale, but the butter makes up for that shit.
-深刻 -一百美元 -Profound. -That'll be a hundred dollars.
他第二次打来了 It's the second time he's called.
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
-什么事 哥们 我在忙 -哦 忙着搞尼基？ -What is it, dude? I'm busy. -Oh, busy doing Nikki?
你想怎样 What do you want?
好 所以 嗯⋯ Okay, so, um...
什么事 What is it?
我不打算告诉莎拉这件事 I'm not gonna tell Sarah about this,
因为我不想传播八卦 because I don't want to spread drama.
我查过了尼基爸爸得癌症的事 I looked into Nikki's dad having cancer,
他健健康康的 and he's healthy as a baby.
他每天都在上班 He's been to work, like, every day.
她为什么要撒这种谎 伊恩 Why would she lie about that, Ian?
我不知道 为了博关注 I don't know. For attention.
我给她提到的那家医院打了电话 I called the hospital she told me about,
他们根本不知道我在说谁 and they didn't even know who I was talking about.
听着 你知道我在这种事上永远站你 Look, you know I always got your back on this stuff.
显然 尼基和莎拉谈到过你 Apparently, Nikki and Sarah had a conversation about you
就是你没来的那天 that-that day you weren't in,
然后尼基说她只是把你当 and, uh, Nikki said she just thought of you
弟弟之类的 你知道 like her little brother or, you know,
她就是把你发好人卡了 and she, like, friend-zoned you.
听起来可能很难受 And-and-and look, that may suck to hear,
但我觉得你必须知道 因为 but I just think you got to know because,
我不知道 我觉得她有某种不良意图 I-I don't know, I think she has some kind of ill intentions
或者她精神上有什么问题 兄弟 or something freaking mental is going on, man.
也许是莎拉嫉妒才编的 And maybe Sarah's jealous and made that up,
但就算抛开这个不说 but, like, even if you take that out of the equation,
这很奇怪 哥们 this is strange, dude.
就像尼基突然变成了另一个人 It's like Nikki snapped into a different person.
她突然就对你痴迷起来了 Sh-She's all of a sudden infatuated with you.
一切都好吗 Everything okay?
尼基 你⋯ Nikki, do you...
什么 What?
算了 Never mind.
我有东西给你 I have something for you.
-什么东西 -嗯⋯ -What is it? -Um...
什么东西 What is it?
打开看看 Open it.
这是⋯这是虎眼石 It's a... it's a tiger's eye.
-哇 -这是我妈的 -Wow. -It was my mom's,
然后是我的 and then it was mine.
据说能带来自信和意志力 所以⋯ It's supposed to bring you confidence and willpower, so...
现在你可以当美食评论家了 now you can be a food critic.
你为什么要给我 Why are you giving it to me?
小熊 我爱你 超级超级超级超级爱你 Bear, I love you so, so, so, so, so much.
我觉得没有你我活不下去 I don't think I could live without you.
你爱我胜过世界上任何人？ You love me more than anyone in the world?
是 胜过任何人 Yes, more than anyone.
尼基 Nikki.
你爸真的得了癌症吗 Does your dad really have cancer?
什么 What?
-别这样！ -尼基 -Don't do that! -Nikki.
我以为我们在好好约会 I thought we were having a nice date.
-我们是 是的 坐下 -这有什么关系 -We-we are. We are. Sit down. -Why does it matter?
-我以为我们在好好约会 -是的 是的 -I thought we were having a nice date. -We are. We are.
是的 是的 We are. We are.
没事的 It's okay.
是的 是的 We are. We are.
那为什么重要 Then why does it matter?
对我来说不重要 It doesn't matter to me.
-哦 太棒了 宝贝 -嗯 -Oh, that was amazing, baby. -Yeah.
尼基？ Nikki?
回去睡 Go back to sleep.
尼基 Nikki.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
看你睡觉 Watching you sleep.
你睡着了好可爱 You're so cute when you sleep.
穿着我的毛衣 嗯 Wearing my sweater, huh?
有你的味道 Smells like you.
-能回床上来吗 -不不 -Can you come back to bed? -No, no.
-尼基 -不 -Nikki. -No.
我不喜欢我的梦 I don't like my dreams.
我感觉你爱我没有我爱你那么多 I feel like you don't love me as much as I do.
不是相互的 Like it's not mutual.
不 我⋯我爱你 No, I... I do.
回床上来吧 Just come back to bed.
求你了 Please?
回去睡 Go back to sleep.
你为什么不爱我！ Why don't you love me?!
尼基 尼基 你在哪 Nikki? Nikki, where are you?
什么 What?
尼基 你在干什么 Nikki, what are you doing?
尼基 Nikki.
不 你要我怎么做 No, what-what do you want me to do?
为了桑迪 好吗 For Sandy, okay?
留下来！ Stay!
这什么情况 What the fuck?
-早 -早 -Morning. -Morning.
你剪了我的头发？ Did you cut my hair?
以后不要这样了 Let's not do that.
给你带了午饭 Packed you a lunch.
哦 哦 我们能谈谈昨晚的事吗 Oh, oh, can-can we talk about last night?
我知道 I know.
我知道 我知道 I know. I know.
有点奇怪 It was kind of weird.
对吧 Right?
嗯 我很抱歉 Yeah. I'm so sorry.
好 那还好 因为说真的 Okay, good, 'cause if I'm being honest,
有点可怕 it was kind of terrifying.
天哪 Oh, my God.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我做了个噩梦 然后我就⋯ I had a bad dream, and I just...
-你什么 -这样怎么样 -You what? -How's this?
不太好 Not great.
-听着 尼基 -过来 -Listen, Nikki. -Come here.
-我觉得⋯ -过来 -I think... -Come here.
听着 Listen.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
-超级超级超级超级⋯ -好好好好 -So, so, so, so... -Okay, okay, okay, okay.
好 好 Good. Good.
那你能答应我一件事吗 So, will you promise me something?
好 Yes.
不要再有奇怪的事了 No more weird stuff.
好吗 All right?
不要再盯着我睡觉 No more watching me while I sleep
或者奇怪地走动 or, like, moving weird.
-好 -好吗 -Okay. -All right?
我郑重承诺 I super promise,
我非常抱歉发生了那些事 and I'm so sorry that it even happened.
-好 -所以⋯ -Okay. -So...
-我们没事 -我们没事 -we're good. -We're good.
我们没事 We're good.
-很好 -很好 -Great. -Great.
我们没事 We're good.
好了 All right.
天哪 我会想你的 Oh, God, I'm gonna miss you.
真希望我今天排班了 I wish I was scheduled today.
不不 好好享受休息日 No, no, just enjoy your day off.
也许我可以过来看看 Maybe I can pop by.
不不 就把这里当自己家 No, no, just make yourself at home.
爱你 Love you.
如果你开门有困难 If you're having trouble with the door,
也许你应该就待在家 maybe you should just stay home.
不 我来 No, I got it.
再见 小熊 Bye, Bear.
为什么⋯为什么现在的人都这么自以为是 Why-why is everyone so entitled these days?
人们都没有耐心 Like, people have no patience.
这个⋯很明显我在忙 It's... it was so clear I was busy,
他们就是不停地烦我 and they won't stop pestering me.
那他妈是什么 What the fuck is that?
内部梗 Inside joke.
你去伊恩今晚的聚会吗 You going to Ian's thing tonight?
我第一次听说 First I've heard.
嗯⋯ Well...
"嗯"什么 "Well," what?
我听说了你跟伊恩说的 I heard what you told Ian.
关于什么 About what?
关于尼基 About Nikki.
说她把我发了好人卡 How she friend-zoned me.
我不知道尼基过去说了什么 但是⋯ I don't know what Nikki said in the past, but...
我是说 我们就谈过一次 I mean, we literally talked about it once.
我只是觉得很奇怪 I just think that it's weird
你们俩突然就在约会了 how you two are dating all of a sudden.
就是 非常密切地约会 Like, super dating.
我不知道 莎拉 I don't know, Sarah.
听着 尼基在玩什么把戏我一点都不在乎 Look, I couldn't care less whatever game Nikki is playing.
我只是不想让你受伤然后⋯ I just don't want you to get hurt and...
-你对尼基有什么意见 -不是 而且如果 -What is your problem with Nikki? -No, and if
伊恩要把我的事传出去 那你应该知道 Ian's gonna spread my shit, then you should know,
-伊恩和⋯ -亲爱的 -Ian and... -Honey.
又来了一封 We got another one.
天哪 我好紧张 God, I'm nervous.
求你了 天呐 Please, God.
求你了 Please.
嗯 你总得进一所学校 否则⋯ Well, you got to get in somewhere, or else...
-我知道 -你知道？ -I know. -You know?
回去工作 Get back to work.
这就是我高中时那么混 This is what I get for being such a fucker
的报应呗 in high school, huh?
那是你的⋯最后一封？ Is that your... the last one?
不 还有一封 No, one more.
卢瑟 Luther.
你不用上学也能给我纹身 You can give me a tattoo without a school.
谢谢 Thanks.
得小一点 在隐蔽的地方 It has to be small, in a hidden location.
你的午饭味道很奇怪 Your lunch smells weird.
-哎哟 -上帝啊 -Oops. -Jesus.
"我的小美食评论家" "My little food critic."
-你在干什么 -"我的小美食评论家" -What are you doing? -"My little food critic."
好吧 猫的评分如何 Well, what's the verdict on cat?
什么 What?
那是什么意思 What does that mean?
"评分如何：猫？" "What's the verdict: cat?"
小熊 那是什么意思 Bear, what's that mean?
那他妈太奇怪了 That is so fucking weird.
小熊 那是什么意思 Bear, what does that mean?
什么 What?
小熊 怎么了 Bear, what is it?
你他妈怎么了 What the fuck is wrong with you?
你你你没事吧 小熊 什么⋯ Are-are-are you okay? Bear, what...
-小熊 你没事吧 -怎么了 -Bear, are you okay? -What's going on?
-天哪！ -小熊 你他妈怎么了 -Oh, my God! -Bear, what the fuck?
-爸！ -不 我做不到 -Dad! -No, I can't do that.
-我看不了那个 -小熊 那是什么意思 -I can't look at that. -Bear, what does that mean?
内部梗 Inside joke.
拜伦 Baron.
嘿 能不能⋯能不能送我回家 Yo, can I get a... can I get a ride home?
你的车呢 Where's your car?
呃 我今天打优步了 Uh, I had to Uber today.
"检查引擎"灯亮了 "Check engine" light.
-我本来要去跑⋯ -什么 跑腿？ -I was gonna run some... -What, run some errands?
来嘛 我们是邻居 Come on, we're neighbors.
那 呃⋯ So, uh...
我们要谈谈你和尼基的事吗 we gonna talk about you and Nikki?
有什么好谈的 What about it?
你来找我说尼基在⋯ You come to me saying Nikki's having, like,
某种他妈的严重精神崩溃之类的 some fucking crazy mental breakdown or something
她需要帮助 然后现在你又表现得好像 and that she needs to get help, and now you're acting like,
"哦 不不 我们在恋爱 她他妈好着呢 "Oh, no, no, we're in love. She's fucking fine.
-一切都完美" -她当时嗑了药 -Everything's perfect." -She was on drugs.
尼基现在真的没事 Nikki is literally fine.
能不能跟我解释一下 Okay, can you just please break this down for me?
她在撒谎说她爸得了癌症 She's lying about cancer.
我不打算跟你解释 I'm not gonna break this down for you.
而且她现在一直睡在那里 And now she's sleeping over all the time.
我不想破坏我们的关系 I don't want to break down our relationship.
对她爸爸撒谎 Lying about her dad.
我是说 你得承认那很疯狂 I mean, you have to admit that's crazy.
哦 顺便说一下 我听说你今晚有个派对 Oh, and by the way, I heard you're having a party tonight.
-别转移话题 -你为什么不邀请我们 -Don't change the subject. -Why didn't you invite us?
哦 哦 所以你们现在是"我们"了 Oh, oh, so now you're an "us"?
那你为什么不邀请我去派对 Well, why didn't you invite me to the party?
不要不要转移话题 Don't-don't change the subject.
我不打算邀请你们两个来我这 I'm not gonna invite you two to my place.
为什么不 Why not?
就是因为 Because.
看起来尼基确实遇到了什么事 It kind of looks like Nikki's going through something,
而且⋯看起来 and... it kind of looks like
你在利用这个局面 you're taking advantage of the situation.
-哦 去你的 哥们 -我是出于关心才说的 兄弟 -Oh, fuck you, dude. -And I say it with love, bro.
-我是出于关心 -拜托 是她主动缠着我的 -I'm saying it with love. -Come on, she is all over me.
我站你这边 但这样子看起来不太好 I'm on your side, but it's a bad look.
你觉得别人会怎么看这件事 What do you think this is gonna look like to other people?
你为什么⋯为什么要破坏好事 Why-why are you trying to ruin something good?
连卡特都说了 这样看起来真的不好 兄弟 Carter even said something. It's a bad look, man.
那太不公平了 哥们 That is so unfair, dude.
是她不放我一个人待着 She's the one who won't leave me alone.
好吧 Fine.
你今晚想来吗 You want to come over tonight?
不知道 也许 I don't know, maybe.
尼基不能来 Nikki can't come.
哥们 Dude.
不 尼基不能来 No, Nikki can't come.
-这是男生之夜 -太好了 -It's a boys' night. -Great.
我确定她没问题的 I'm sure she'll be fine with it.
我发短信给莎拉让她别来 I'll text Sarah not to come,
那应该完全没问题 and that should be completely fine,
因为如果这段关系是健康的 because if the relationship is healthy
不是建立在某种相互依赖上 and it's not built on some codependency,
爸爸死了没死了 随便什么 dad dying, not dying, what-the-fuck-ever,
那她应该完全⋯ then she should be completely...
她他妈就不应该有任何问题 she should have no fucking problem
让你来个男生之夜 with you coming to a boys' night.
-我也完全没问题 -你没问题 -I'm totally fine with it, too. -You are fine with it.
尼基 我非常不安 Nikki, I'm very upset.
你不能把猫煮了 You can't cook the cat.
你不能把猫煮了 好吗 You can't cook the cat, okay?
我今晚要去找伊恩 I'm going to hang out with Ian tonight.
就跟伊恩单独出去 Gonna hang out with Ian alone.
怎么了 What's up?
嗯 这是⋯ Um, is this...
许愿柳吗 One Wish Willow?
好好 我⋯我在⋯ O-Okay, I-I was...
打来看看有没有办法⋯ calling to see if there's a way I can...
修改一个愿望 alter a wish.
您想取消愿望吗 You'd like to cancel your wish?
呃 保留愿望没关系⋯ Uh, it's okay to keep the...
我只是想知道能不能⋯ I-I just want to know if I can, like...
稍微修改一下 alter it a little.
抱歉 我们一般不这样做 I'm sorry. We don't really do that.
如果您有任何关于愿望运作的问题 If you have any questions about how the wish works
或者您看了一下盒子背面⋯ or if you read the back of the box...
我是说 它是真的吗 I mean, is it even real?
是的 它是真的 Yeah, it's real.
不 我⋯我知道那个⋯ No, I-I know that the...
她的爱是真实的吗 Is her love real?
仅仅因为你为她选择了这个 Just because you chose this for her
并不能让它变得不真实 doesn't make it less real.
好的 那我想取消 Okay. Then I would like to cancel.
您想提交一个取消申请吗 You'd like to file a cancel request?
是的 嗯 一个取消申请 Yes. Yeah, a-a cancel request.
-我们一般不这样做 -什么 -We don't really do that. -What?
我们一般不这样做 We don't really do that.
你刚才听起来好像 You were just making it sound like
我可以提交申请一样 I could put in a request.
我只是在猜测你的意思 兄弟 I was just guessing your intention, man.
什么情况 What the hell?
那我能怎么办 Well, what can I do, then?
真的没有什么 Nothing, really.
她就这样完了？ So she's just fucked forever?
嗯 是的 只要你活着 Well, yeah. I mean, as long as you live.
只要我活着？ As long as I live?
我是说 当你⋯当你死的时候 愿望就会消失 I mean, when-when you die, the wish will go away.
你确定没有别的办法吗 You're sure there's nothing else I can do?
嗯 只要你活着 Yeah. I mean, as long as you live.
听起来你有道德义务 Sounds to me like you have a moral obligation
要一直守护她 to be there for her.
好的 但是等等 Okay, but w-wait.
她有时会那样⋯ Sh-She does this thing where she's, like...
突然崩溃 freaks out.
那是怎么回事 Wh-What is that?
您想跟她说话吗 Do you want to talk to her?
什么 谁 What? Who?
您想跟她说话吗 Do you want to talk to her?
那是谁 Who is that?
尼基 Nikki.
您想跟她说话吗 Do you want to speak to her?
-哦操！ -小熊 -Oh, shit! -Bear.
-怎么了 -什么 -What happened? -What?
他妈发生什么了 What the fuck happened?
我不知道该怎么办 I don't know what to do.
你需要什么⋯ Do you need, like, a...
-嗯⋯ -天哪 我⋯ -Um... -God, I...
-没事 -我很恶心 -It's okay. -I'm disgusting.
你是抽搐了还是什么 Did you have a seizure or something?
-怎么了 -我⋯ -What happened? -I...
吃到虫子或者我肠胃不好 我觉得 ate a bug or I have a stomach bug, I think.
好 嗯 我不知道该怎么办 嗯⋯ Okay, um, I don't know what to do. Um...
我就是在等你回来 I was just waiting for you to come home.
-天哪 我好恶心 -呃 也许你应该⋯ -Oh, my God, I'm disgusting. -Uh, maybe you should...
我⋯我去冲澡 I... I'll shower.
我们⋯我们去冲澡 好吗 Let's-let-let's go to the shower, okay?
我⋯我来收拾 我来收拾 I-I'll clean it up. I'll clean it up.
没事 你可以⋯ It's okay. You can...
我去冲澡 I'll go shower.
-或者⋯嗯 -我来收拾 -Or... Yeah. -And I'll clean it up.
我保证 I promise.
嗯 你可以⋯ Um, you can...
我来收拾 宝贝！ I'll clean it up, baby!
没事的 It's okay.
嗯 尼基？ Um, Nikki?
我们谈过这个 We talked about this.
你把猫煮了吗 Did you cook the cat?
尼基 你不能那么做 Nikki, you can't do that.
我非常不安 I am very upset about that.
好了 亲爱的 Okay, honey.
嘿 听着 嗯⋯ Hey, listen, um...
伊恩今晚邀请我去男生之夜 Ian invited me to a-a boys' night tonight.
所以我⋯我想就去那 So I-I think I'm just gonna go to that,
如果你没意见的话 if that's okay with you.
去男生之夜？ Go to the boys' night?
我可以换衣服跟你去 I can get dressed and go with you.
哦老天 那⋯那听起来不错 Oh, man. That-that sounds great.
嗯 让我冲完澡 Yeah, let me finish showering,
-然后跟你去 -只是 嗯⋯ -and I'll go with you. -It's-it's just that, um...
伊恩说是男生之夜 所以我想我就一个人去吧 Ian said it was a boys' night, so I think maybe I'll just go.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
那好奇怪 因为⋯ That's so weird, 'cause...
莎拉告诉我她要去 Sarah was telling me that she's going.
真的吗 Really?
好吧 那我就待在这里了 Okay, well, I'll just stay here, then.
-我是说 如果莎拉要去⋯ -不不不 -I mean, if-if Sarah's going... -No, no, no.
-如果你想让我去 我⋯ -不 你知道吗 -If you wanted me to go, I... -No, you know what?
我⋯我觉得你应该来 我⋯我真的很想你来 I-I think you should come. I-I really want you to come.
如果你想让我去 If you wanted me to go,
你早就告诉我去了！ you would tell me to go!
我就知道你要带她来 I knew you were gonna bring her.
我他妈就知道 她让你有愧疚感了？ I fucking knew it. She-she guilt you?
她没有 给我闭嘴 She didn't guilt me. Shut the fuck up.
他妈三个小时你都离不开她？ You couldn't be without her for three fucking hours?
莎拉邀请了她 Sarah invited her.
-我该怎么办 -当然 -What was I supposed to do? -Sure.
你告诉我你不打算邀请莎拉 You told me you weren't going to invite Sarah.
-莎拉没有做错什么 -我们也没有 -Sarah did nothing wrong. -Neither did we.
不许有奇怪的事 No weird shit.
嘿 他妈的别碰我妈的宝贝 混蛋 Hey. Keep your fucking hands off my mom's china, asshole.
好 该我了 我来 Okay, it's my turn. My turn.
哦 有人要被整了 Ooh, someone's getting fucked up.
好 "每次你喝的时候指定一个人也跟着喝 Okay. "Choose someone to drink every time you do
接下来三轮" for the next three rounds."
啊 对 你要跟我一起沉下去了 Ah, yeah, you're going down with this ship.
好的 开始了 干杯 Man, here we go. Cheers.
呃 "和任何人换座位" Uh, "Switch seats with anyone."
拜伦 我想坐尼基旁边 Baron, I want to sit next to Nikki.
我冲澡了 宝贝 I showered, baby.
天哪 小熊 你对她施了什么魔法 Geez, Bear, what kind of spell did you put on her?
太对了 So true.
尼基 该你了 Nikki, it's your turn.
"空气中弥漫着夜鸟独特的鸣叫声 "The air was charged by the distinct call of a night bird.
"他的脸被遮住了 "His face was obscured,
"但我知道他在看我的胸口 "but I knew he was looking at my chest,
"两边都在延展 近来已发育 "each side stretching, recently mature,
"大小不一 "to different sizes.
"'所以 来和我躺在一起 "'And so, come lie with me
"就像老妇人小时候教我们的那样' 我说 "like the old woman taught us when we were children,' I said.
"他关上门 靠在上面 "He closed the door and leaned against it.
"'你不是我的妻子 格雷特尔' 他说 "'You're not my wife, Gretel,' he said.
"'我不只是你的妻子 "'I'm more than your wife.
"我是你的姐妹' "I am your sister.'
"汉塞尔颤抖着伸手去够门把手 "Hansel flinched and reached for the door handle.
"我知道他不会离开这里 "I knew he would not leave this place.
"他会妥协 选择进入我 "He would relent and choose to be inside me
"就像他之前无数个夜晚那样 "like he had many nights before.
"如果不然 我会把他结实的前臂片成薄片 "If not, I would fillet his meaty forearm,
"卷成甘草棒一样 "roll it like a stick of licorice
"把肉塞进我的双腿之间 "and insert the flesh between my legs.
"汉塞尔是我的灵魂 "Hansel is my soul.
"只有柳枝才能召唤出的爱 "A love only the branch of a willow tree could conjure.
哥哥 今晚你将进入我" Brother, you will be inside me tonight."
我正在写的新书 我不用喝酒 New book I'm working on. I don't have to drink.
该你了 乔 It's your turn, Joe.
我跟拜伦换了位置 所以现在轮到他 I switched spots with Baron, so it's his turn now.
"亲吻你左边的人" "Kiss the person on your left."
这世上没有人能理解 No one on this earth will ever comprehend
爱一个人是什么感觉 what it feels like to love someone
像我爱你这样 as much as I love you.
这房间里的所有人都会死去 And everyone in this room will die
永远不会感受到这种连接的力量 never feeling the strength of connection
我和我的小熊之间的 I have felt with my Bear.
尼基⋯ Nikki...
你还好吗 are you okay?
我只是开玩笑 大家 I'm just kidding, guys.
我只是开玩笑 I'm just kidding.
来嘛 就是个玩笑 Come on, it's a joke.
我只是在开玩笑 I'm just joking.
好吧 我没在开玩笑 Okay, fine. I'm not joking.
就这样吧 Deal with it.
有没有人想要吉露果冻烈酒 Anybody, uh, want any, uh, Jell-O shots?
我要一个 I'll take one.
谢谢你 雷吉 嗯 好 Thank you, Reggie. Yep, cool.
还有人要吗 Any other takers?
不是我！不是我！ It's not me! It's not me!
不是我！ It's not me!
小熊 她需要你帮忙！小熊 帮她！ Bear, she needs your help! Bear, help her!
不不不 你必须⋯ 小熊 送她去医院 No, no, no. You got to... Bear, get her to the hospital.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
小熊 她需要去医院 Bear, she needs to go to the hospital.
就站着别动一下 小熊 Just stand still for a second. Bear.
她需要去医院 She needs to go to the hospital.
-天哪 伊恩 -小熊 -God, Ian. -Bear.
小熊 你他妈在听我说话吗 站起来 Bear, are you fucking listening to me? Get up.
-小熊 走！ -起来 混蛋！ -Bear, let's go! -Get up, asshole!
你去哪里 Where you going?
就是去洗手间 尼基 Just going to the bathroom, Nikki.
我可以站在外面吗 Can I stand outside?
-你为什么要这样 -我知道 -Why did you do this? -I know.
-你今晚为什么那么表现 -莎拉很脏 -Why did you act like that tonight? -Sarah's dirty.
你⋯ 尼基 You... Nikki.
-你吓坏了所有人 -小熊⋯ -You're scaring everyone. -Bear...
我不知道我为什么那么做 I don't know why I did it.
-我只是会紧张 -你伤了自己 -I just get nervous. -You hurt yourself.
-对不起 -看看你的脸 -I'm sorry. -Look at your face.
我知道莎拉喜欢你 I know Sarah likes you.
那⋯那是⋯ That... That's...
-什么 -那只是⋯ -What? -That's just...
天哪 他妈一切都是正常的！ God, fucking everything was normal!
一切都很好 Everything was good.
你那么⋯ 对不起 You were so... I'm sorry.
对不起 对不起 对不起 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
听着 你那么美 Look, you're so beautiful,
而且你那么⋯你你是正常的 and you were... and you-you are normal,
但这不是⋯这样不行 尼基 but this is not... this isn't okay, Nikki.
你喜欢我吗 Do you like me?
什么 我⋯ What? I...
-小熊 我爱你 -不不不不 -Bear, I love you. -No, no, no, no.
你⋯你喜欢我吗 你到底喜不喜欢我 Do you... do you like me? Do you even like me at all?
尼⋯尼基快乐吗 Is-is Nik... is Nikki happy?
尼基喜欢我吗 Does Nikki like me?
-我是你的怪怪尼基 -不不 -I'm your Freaky Nikki. -No, no.
-不不 -你去哪里 -No, no. -Where are you going?
我去洗手间 尼基 I'm going to the bathroom, Nikki.
-我可以这样吗 -你能告诉我你爱我吗 -Can I do that? -Can you tell me you love me?
这是我一直以来想要的 This is all I've ever wanted.
我也是 Me, too.
-不 不是 -是的 -No, it's not. -Yes, it is.
是的 小熊 一直都是你 Yes, it is, Bear. It's always been you.
我非常想要这段关系成功 I want this to work so bad.
-可以 可以 -不不 不行 -It can. It can. -No, no. No, it can't.
-可以的 -好好 -Yes, it can. -Okay. Okay.
那 呃 你今晚需要回家一次 或者⋯ Then, uh, you need to go home for one night or...
我们需要⋯彼此需要一些空间 a-a-and we need to, like, take some space from each other.
-好 我⋯我们必须⋯ -不⋯ -Okay, w-we have to... -No...
-天哪 尼基 不！ -我不想要空间 -God, Nikki, no! -I don't want space.
我们必须给彼此一些空间 尼基！ We have to take space from each other, Nikki!
情侣之间有一些空间是正常的 It's normal for couples to have some fucking space
-彼此之间！ -我不想要空间！求你了 -from each other! -I don't want space! Please.
-就告诉我我能做什么 -就像正常人一样⋯ -Just tell me what I can do. -Just be normal like...
-我可以正常！ -我只是⋯ -I can be normal! -I just...
天哪 我只想让你做尼基 God, I just want you to be Nikki.
我可以是尼基 I can be Nikki.
-就做尼基 -我可以 我可以 -Just be Nikki. -I can. I can.
我可以 I can.
我可以成为你想要我成为的任何人 I'll be anything you want me to be.
不 别那么说 No, don't say that.
任何你想要我成为的 Anything you want me to be.
不不 你不听话 No, no. You won't listen.
尼基不会那么说的 Nikki wouldn't say that.
我只是想让你表现得像尼基 I just want you to act like Nikki.
-我会⋯让我做尼基 -你现在不像尼基 -I'll be... Let me be Nikki. -You're not being like Nikki.
我可以是尼基！ I can be Nikki!
对不起 对不起 对不起 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我可以是尼基 我可以是尼基 I can be Nikki. I can be Nikki.
我爱你 对不起 I love you. I'm sorry.
这不是真实的 It's not real.
什么意思 What do you mean?
这不是真实的 It's not real.
我爱你 I love you
在每一个现实里 小熊 in every reality, Bear.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
什么情况 What the fuck?
尼基 停 Nikki, stop.
不 求你了 尼基 你吓到我了！ No, please. Nikki, you're scaring me!
别害怕 宝贝 别害怕 Don't be scared, baby. Don't be scared.
我⋯我永远不会伤害你 I-I would never hurt you.
-对不起 -停！ -I'm sorry. -Stop!
尼基 你吓到我了！ Nikki, you're scaring me!
今晚床让给你一个人睡怎么样 Why don't you take the bed for yourself tonight,
我去伊恩那里睡 and I'll just go sleep at Ian's,
早上就回来？ and I'll come back right in the morning?
-尼基 你在干什么 -我不需要你的关注 -Nikki, what are you doing? -I don't need your attention.
尼基 你在干什么 Nikki, what are you doing?
如果今晚床是我一个人的 Well, if I have the bed all to myself tonight,
我会躺在那里 暖暖的 I'll lay there warm,
直到慢慢地感觉冷了 until slowly I feel cold,
就像走进了冰箱 like I walked into a freezer.
我的手会感觉充满了沙子 My hands will feel like they're full of sand,
就像你错压了手 like when you lay on them wrong.
那种感觉会慢慢蔓延到我全身 And that feeling will slowly spread across my entire body.
你还在我心里 但在消逝 You're still in my heart, but you're slipping.
任何痛苦或遗憾的念头 Any thought of pain or regret
会像化学开关一样溜走 will slip away like a chemical switch.
即使房间里很安静 And even though it's quiet in the room,
它还会变得更安静 somehow it gets even quieter.
不会痛苦 It's not painful.
你只是放开了你曾经的一切 You just let go of everything you once were.
然后什么都没了 And then there's nothing.
不是黑暗 It's not darkness.
不 亲爱的 No, sweetie.
黑暗是一种颜色 Darkness is a color.
只是什么都没有 There's just nothing.
或者你可以留下来 Or you could stay.
莎拉·哈珀：还好吗？ 小熊：我们没事了 莎拉·哈珀：我有事告诉你
莎拉·哈珀：很多事 我在公园
小熊：我不行 莎拉·哈珀：很重要
尼基 Nikki.
小熊：打字告诉我 莎拉·哈珀：如果你不来 我就过去
小熊 Bear.
我只是去拿水 I'm just getting water.
杀了我 求你了 Kill me, please.
什么 What?
她在睡觉 She's sleeping.
是我 It's me.
-你就是你 尼基 -嘘 -You are you, Nikki. -Shh.
请不要叫醒她 Please don't wake her up.
就杀了我 Just kill me.
那有什么不好 What would be so bad?
和我在一起有什么不好 What's so bad about being with me?
我从来没有和你在一起过 小熊 I've never been with you, Bear.
就杀了我 求你了 Just kill me, please.
求你了 求你了 求你了 求你了 Please, please, please, please.
我不知道你还做这个 I didn't know you still did this.
做什么 Did what?
停在富兰克林那里发呆 Parked at Franklin and chilled.
我现在不怎么这样了 I don't really do this anymore.
那 尼基到底怎么了 So, what the fuck is up with Nikki?
她没有跟很多人说过这个 但是⋯ She hasn't really told many people this, but...
她爸爸快死了 her dad is dying.
所以 你知道 挺⋯ So, you know, it's pretty...
她不是跟他一点都不亲近吗 Isn't she, like, not close with him at all?
不 他们现在很亲近 所以⋯ No, they're close now, so...
很痛苦 你知道 it's, you know, painful.
我以为她恨她爸 I thought she hated her dad.
不 她不恨 No, she doesn't.
我真的希望她能想明白 I really do hope she figures it out.
呃 她看起来挺崩溃的 Uh, she seems pretty fucked up.
而且我⋯我也不觉得她 And I-I also don't think it's right that she's
依赖你是对的 尤其是她和⋯ leaning on you, especially since her and...
我不介意守护她 I don't mind being there for her.
不 但那不是你的责任 小熊 No, but that's not your responsibility, Bear.
她需要治疗 这⋯这不对 She needs therapy. It's-it's not right.
而且我不觉得 And I don't think it's okay
她利用你是可以的 that she's taking advantage of you.
我不觉得她⋯ I don't think she's...
在利用我 taking advantage of me.
嘿 所以我 嗯⋯ Hey, so I, um...
我收到信了 I got my letter.
来自卢瑟的信？ Your letter from Luther?
嗯 我最后的机会 Yeah. My last chance.
想着我们可以一起拆开 Figured we could open it together.
也许我爸会让我在他那条 Maybe my dad will let me tattoo "successful daughter"
本该有发际线的地方纹上"成功的女儿" where his hairline's supposed to start.
嗯 我能付钱让你做这个吗 Um, can I pay you to do that?
我们可以趁他睡着的时候 We can take him in his sleep.
我口袋里有安眠药 Well, I have sleeping pills in my pocket.
我们今晚就可以真的动手 We can literally take him tonight.
你想拆开这个还是⋯ Do you want to open this thing or...?
我⋯我需要告诉你一些事 I-I need to tell you some things.
什么 What?
操 我向伊恩承诺过 Fuck. I promised Ian
-我不会告诉你这个 -告诉我什么 -I wouldn't tell you this. -Tell me what?
小熊 伊恩和尼基断断续续地在约炮 Bear, Ian and Nikki have been hooking up on and off
大概两年了 for like two years.
非常随意 没有感情 It's super casual and not romantic.
他觉得她跟你约会是为了报复他 He thinks that she's dating you to get back at him.
但就算不是⋯ But even if she's not...
⋯也挺可惜的 你知道 ...it's kind of a shame, you know?
我觉得你需要一个⋯ I think you need someone...
更随和的人 more chill.
像你？ Like you?
嗯⋯ Well...
我的意思是⋯ I mean...
我在你左边 I was to your left.
你⋯你是什么 You-you were what?
-在游戏里 -哦 -In the game. -Oh.
我在你左边 I was to your left.
你本来应该亲我的 You were supposed to kiss me.
对不起让你看到这些 宝贝 I'm so sorry you had to see that, baby.
但这在某种程度上是你的错 But it is kind of your fault.
记住是你想要这个的 Just remember that you wanted this.
但我很高兴你那么做了 But I'm so happy you did.
我很高兴你那么做了 宝贝 I'm so happy you did, baby.
亲爱的 呼吸 呼吸 Honey, breathe, breathe.
没事的 没事的 亲爱的 It's okay. It's okay, honey.
我在这里 我们需要彼此 I've got you. We need each other.
我们需要彼此 We need each other.
但你要帮我处理她的尸体 But you're gonna have to help me get rid of her body.
-不 不 不 -是的 是的 亲爱的 -No. No. No. -Yes. Yes, honey.
亲爱的 我知道 我知道 我知道 我知道 Honey, I know. I know, I know, I know, I know.
听着 Listen.
这都是你的错 This is all your fault.
莎拉是你的错 Sarah's your fault.
你想要这个 你许了这个愿 You wanted this. You wished for this.
但是 宝贝 我们可以解决这个 But, baby, we can fix this.
我和你一起解决 我哪里也不去 I'll fix this with you. I'm not going anywhere.
我哪里也不去 I'm not going anywhere.
她准备好了 宝贝 She's ready, baby.
你回家吧 我来处理 Why don't you go home? I'll take it from here.
亲爱的莎拉·哈珀，恭喜！
-天呐 哥们 -什么情况 -Jesus, dude. -What the fuck?
嗯 呃 不好意思 Um, uh, excuse me.
许愿柳在哪里 Where are the, um, One Wish Willows?
-什么 -它看起来像这个 -What? -It looks like this,
但它是那种⋯ but it's like a...
就是你许一个愿然后把它折断 it's like you make a wish and you break it.
就在那里 They were right there.
在那边角落里 They were over there in the corner.
许愿柳！ The One Wish Willows!
什么是许愿柳 What's a One Wish Willow?
-不 -首先 先生 -No. -First of all, sir,
别带着这种状态进来 don't come in here with this.
现在太早了 It is too early.
其次 我在逗你 And second of all, I'm fucking with you.
就在这里 对对对对对 They're right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
你许了个烂愿望 现在想反悔 You made a shitty wish, and now you want to reverse it,
但你不能带着这种气势进来 兄弟 but you can't come in here with this energy, man.
你打了背面的号码吗 Did you call the number on the back?
你他妈怎么了 What the fuck is wrong with you?
我？ Me?
你怎么能把这个卖给人 How could you sell this to people?
盒子上全是警告 兄弟 The box is full of warnings, man.
但你不能带着这种气势冲进来 兄弟 But you don't storm in here with this energy, man.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我⋯我⋯如果他们知道的话 没人会买的⋯ I-I... Nobody would buy it if they...
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
你做了什么 What did you do?
她对我痴迷 She's obsessed with me.
嗯 那也没那么糟 Well, that's not so bad.
不 发生了坏事 No, something bad happened.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
-我⋯我需要撤销它 -不 -I... I need to reverse it. -No.
-不不不不不不不 -我需要撤销它 -No, no, no, no, no, no, no. -I need to reverse it.
你⋯你可以许一个愿望 Y-You can make a wish.
-我已经用了我的愿望了 兄弟 -哦 拜托 -I already used my wish, man. -Oh, please.
我他妈能怎么办 Wh-What the fuck do I do?
嗯 也许⋯也许如果有其他人 Well, maybe... maybe if someone else
许了一个和你的愿望相矛盾的愿望⋯ made a wish that contradicts your wish...
我是说 也许你可以问她 I mean, maybe you could ask her.
我是说 因为是为了你 她也许会做 I mean, since it's for you, she just might do it.
哦 或者你可以死 Oh, o-or you could die.
我的意思是 你可以自杀 I mean, you could kill yourself.
你知道 我只是随口说说 You know, I'm just spitballing here.
如果你有什么想法也可以说⋯ If you ever want to jump in with any ideas...
我希望尼基·弗里曼只是把我当朋友爱我 I wish Nikki Freeman only loved me as a friend.
伊恩？ Ian?
我给你发了50条短信 I texted you 50 times.
天呐 小熊 什么⋯ Jesus Christ, Bear, what the...
你知道尼基突然就开始⋯ So, you know how Nikki all of a sudden started...
哦不 哦操⋯ 她还好吗 Oh, no. Oh, sh... Is she okay?
嗯 她⋯她会没事的 Yes. She's-she's gonna be okay.
为什么⋯为什么莎拉在给我发短信 兄弟 Why-why's Sarah texting me, man?
-她想让我去你那里 -什么 -She wants me to come over to your place. -What?
她一遍又一遍地发 那些奇怪的东西 She texted me over and over, like, all this weird shit.
-操 -怎么了 -Fuck. -What's happening?
-哦操 -他妈发生什么了 -Oh, fuck. -What the fuck is happening?
-好 就待在这里 -尼基还好吗 -Okay, just stay here. -Is Nikki okay?
不要⋯不要过来 Do not... do not come over.
-好 -小熊！小熊 告诉我他妈 -Okay. -Bear! Bear, tell me what the fuck
-现在到底发生什么了！ -操！ -is happening right now! -Fuck!
操 好好好 所以尼基⋯ Fuck. Okay, okay, okay, so Nikki...
她突然就喜欢上我了 she started liking me out of nowhere,
突然之间 然后表现得很奇怪 all of a sudden, and then acting weird.
是还是不是 Yes or no?
小熊 你他妈现在要告诉我什么 兄弟 Bear, what the fuck are you gonna tell me right now, man?
-不 伊恩 伊恩 -她还好吗 -No. Ian, Ian. -Is she okay?
我许了一个愿 I made a wish.
我折断了这块木头 起初 I broke this piece of wood. At first,
我以为不是真的 I didn't think it was real.
好吗 我很困惑 但这是真的 Okay? I was confused, but this is real.
-这他妈是真的 -什么 什么 -This is fucking real. -What? What?
好好好 Okay, okay, okay.
你可以许一个愿望 任何⋯ You can make a wish, any...
你⋯你可以许一个愿望 You... you can make one wish,
它是真的 会有效 and it is real and it will work.
我许了一个愿 我⋯我以为不会有用 I made a wish. I-I didn't think it would work.
我许愿尼基会爱上我 但它有用了 I wished that Nikki would love me, but it worked.
想想看 哥们 Think about it, dude.
想想她最近的表现 Think about how she's been acting lately.
想想她变化多大 Think about how drastically she changed.
好 那你带她去了什么 Okay, what... what did you take her to?
像什么⋯心灵感应师？ Like, a-a-a psychic?
-什么 -什么 -What? -What?
你做了⋯什么 你他妈做了什么⋯ What did... What, did you do a fucking...
-呃 什么程序 -不不 -Uh, what program? -No, no.
操 没有他妈的什么程序 伊恩 Fuck, there's not a fucking program, Ian.
你知道 我不知道 就是他妈的神奇魔法 You know, I don't know. It's God fucking magic.
这是笑话吗 Is this a joke to you?
不！这是真的 No! This is real.
-这个？这个？ -对 小心点 -This? This? -Yes. Be careful.
对 它是真的 他妈是真的 伊恩 Yes, it's real. It's fucking real, Ian.
我许了一个愿 他妈太可怕了 I made a wish, and it's fucking horrible.
那就再许一个他妈的愿 兄弟 Then make another fucking wish, man.
不 不行 不行 No, you can't. You can't.
-因为你只能许一个愿 -哦 只有一个 -Because you only get one wish. -Oh, you only get one.
-说得通 -一个愿望 -That makes sense. -One wish.
你只有一个愿望 伊恩 但它是真的 You only get one wish, Ian, but it's real.
它是真的 伊恩 It's real, Ian.
所以我需要你许一个愿 So I need you to make a wish.
我需要你许愿我从来没有许过愿 I need you to wish that I never made a wish.
好吗 然后你可以和尼基在一起 Okay? And then you can be with Nikki.
哦 哦 所以⋯所以⋯所以是这个⋯ Oh. Oh, so... so... so that...
-不不不 哥们 不 -这就是重点吗 -No, no, no. Dude, no. -That's what this is about?
我他妈根本不在乎那个 哥们 I don't even give a fuck about that, dude.
-我本来要告诉你的 -认真点 就把盒子打开 -I was gonna tell you. -Seriously, just open the box,
然后注意你的措辞 and then just be careful about how you word it.
哥们 停 好 嗯 我需要你说 Dude, stop. Okay, um, I need you to say,
呃 呃 "我⋯我希望我的朋友拜伦⋯" uh, uh, "I-I wish for my friend Baron..."
我许愿有十亿美元 I wish for a billion dollars.
尼基？ Nikki?
我需要你为我做一件事 I need you to do something for me.
♪ 我真的想你 ♪ ♪ I do miss you ♪
♪ 我真的想你 我真的想你⋯ ♪ ♪ I do miss you, I do miss you... ♪
尼基 你会为我做任何事 对吗 Nikki, you'll do anything for me, right?
我需要你⋯ I need you...
我会为你做一切 宝贝 I'll do everything for you, baby.
你现在更喜欢我了吗 You like me better now?
尼基 我需要你⋯我需要你为我做件事 好吗 Nikki, I need you... I need you to do something for me, okay?
你为什么不能爱我！ Why can't you love me?!
停 Stop.
你为什么不爱我！ Why don't you love me?!
停！停！ Stop! Stop!
-天哪 我想把你吃掉 -尼基 -God, I want to eat you up. -Nikki.
小熊 开门 Bear, open the door.
我有大概十亿美元了 哥们 是真的 I got, like, a billion dollars, dude. It's real.
-停！停！ -尼基 -Stop! Stop! -Nikki.
小熊 怎么了 Bear, what's going on?
-哦天哪 -我想有你的味道 -Oh, God. -I want to smell like you.
-尼基！不！ -我进来了 -Nikki! No! -I'm coming in.
你们最好不要在搞什么奇怪的事！ You guys better not be doing some weird shit!
-我只需要你⋯ -我进来了！ -I just need you... -I'm coming in!
-哇 哇 哇 哇 尼基 -我会自杀的 小熊！ -Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, Nikki. -I'll kill myself, Bear!
-什么⋯什么情况 -我会自杀的 -What the... what the fuck? -I'll kill myself
-就在你面前！ -尼基 你他妈怎么了 -right in front of you! -Nikki, what the fuck?
尼基！ Nikki!
我会把眼睛从他妈的脑袋里挖出来 I'll rip my eyes out of my fucking skull
然后把枪管塞进去 小熊！ and shove the barrel in my pussy, Bear!
我爱你 我爱你 I love you. I love you.
-喊出来！ -我爱你 我爱你！ -Scream it! -I love you. I love you!
我就知道你爱我 I knew you did.
哦 我就知道 Oh, I knew you did.
我太爱你了 宝贝 I love you so much, baby.
-你欠我这个 -没事的 宝贝 -You owe me that. -It's okay, baby.
-我们会让这段关系成功的 -你欠我这个 -We're gonna make this work. -You owe me that.
-我会让它成功 -你必须 宝贝 -I'll make this work. -You have to, baby.
-我会的 宝贝 -我会好起来的 -I will, baby. -I'm gonna heal.
-我会让它成功 -你必须 -I'm gonna make this work. -You have to.
我会的 I will.
对不起搞了这么多戏剧性的东西 I'm sorry for the theatrics.
我不知道我为什么那么做 I don't know why I do that.
-没事的 亲爱的 -我爱你 -It's okay, sweetie. -I love you.
-我太爱你了 -我会好起来的 -I love you so much. -I'm gonna heal.
嗯嗯 哦 对不起 Uh-huh. Oh, I'm sorry.
我会再次变漂亮的 I'm gonna be pretty again.
你那么漂亮 You're so beautiful.
你是整个世界上最漂亮的女孩 You're the most beautiful girl in the entire world.
哦 我们将永远在一起 Oh, we are gonna be together forever
永远⋯ and ever...
永远永远 and ever and ever.
什么 What?
怎么了 宝贝 What's wrong, baby?
你摇了摇头 You shook your head.
不 我没有 No, I didn't.
你为什么摇头 Why'd you shake your head?
我只是在想 呃 我们也许应该梳洗一下 I was just thinking that, uh, we should freshen up, maybe.
我们走吧 来 Let's go. Come on.
我知道你想要什么 I know what you want.
让我有一秒钟梳洗一下 Just give me a second to freshen up.
-让我进去！ -对不起！ -Let me in! -I'm sorry!
-不！不！ -宝贝 我只需要一秒！ -No! No! -Babe, I just need a second!
去你的 小熊！让我进去！ Fuck you, Bear! Let me in!
小熊 你在干什么 Bear, what are you doing?
-就一秒！ -好 谢谢 -Just one second! -Okay. Thank you.
我在想也许我们应该分手 I was thinking maybe we should break up.
你听到了吗 You hear that?
宝贝 也许我们应该给彼此一些空间 Baby, maybe we should take some space.
如果空间是我们需要的 那就给 If space is what we need, then take it.
会好的 It's gonna be okay.
你听到了吗 You hear that?
我们可以给彼此空间 We can take space.
你听到了吗 You hear that?
不 亲爱的 No, honey.
亲爱的 亲爱的 Honey, honey.
小熊！不 Bear! No.
你做了什么 小熊 不！ What did you do, Bear? No!
宝贝 你做了什么 宝贝 你做了什么 Baby, what did you do? Baby, what did you do?
你做了什么 What did you do?
♪ 抱着我 ♪ ♪ Hold me ♪
♪ 亲吻我 ♪ ♪ Kiss me ♪
♪ 低语 ♪ ♪ Whisper ♪
♪ 甜蜜地 ♪ ♪ Sweetly ♪
♪ 说你 ♪ ♪ That you ♪
♪ 爱我 ♪ ♪ Love me ♪
♪ 永远 ♪ ♪ Forever ♪
♪ 哦 哦 ♪ ♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ 抱着我 ♪ ♪ Hold me ♪
♪ 亲吻我 ♪ ♪ Kiss me ♪
♪ 低语 ♪ ♪ Whisper ♪
♪ 甜蜜地 ♪ ♪ Sweetly ♪
♪ 说你 ♪ ♪ That you ♪
♪ 爱我 ♪ ♪ Love me ♪
♪ 永远 ♪ ♪ Forever. ♪